"you're so lucky that you're sixteen hawaii."

"how am i lucky to be sixteen?"

"you don't have to pay rent or bills, you just get to laze around and be a teen."

"i wish i was older."

"what? why?"

"because then we could hang out without looking at people staring."

"no one is staring hawaii."

"you can't feel their eyes tearing into you?"

"no but i can feel my eyes burning, god that old guy needs to realise this isn't a nudist beach."