"i didn't mean to fuck this up hawaii, it's just ed found out and it freaked me out."

"congrats, one of your best friends knows that you have a girlfriend, you finally had someone to talk to about us not just your baby niece."

"yes, one of my best friends found out that i'm with a sixteen year old, that is why it freaked me out, he was so nice about it, he didn't even judge me. why didn't he judge me?"

"maybe because ed is a great guy, p.s my friends don't freak out, sure they tell me that going after you could get you in trouble but they're supportive, anyway why aren't we talking in the past tense, i mean technically you called things off when he found out."

"sorry."

"sorry doesn't cut it, your best friend found out about us and was nice and you dumped me for it, sorry doesn't come fucking close."