It's our Mochi's birthday. Jimin is sexy, lovely and cute, makes me want to compliment him even for breathing. He has such a comforting aura and don't even let me start with his savageness. His comebacks and expression always make me laugh. He deserve the world.💜

Namjoon had minimal courtesy to booked a limo, knowing that our crowded ass would barely fit in any other vehicle albeit dumping track except my Y/n who was glorious enough to not put her feet on ground.

We were walking like runway models, crossing the mansion in attitude but our fakeasses went crumbling when it came to seating arrangement.

"I call dibs on shotgun" Jungkook hollered and sprint towards shining vehicle.

"Kid, this is my limo. I dare you to call dibs even on a tire" the driver huffed in annoyance and crossed his arms. Maybe he didn't know that we are Mafias or even if he knows what can we really do.

Laughing at Jungkook offended face, we climbed in.

"It's a Limousine, muscular bunny. The driver's seat will be separate from us" Namjoon lecture him so he wouldn't go around embarrass us with his low IQ.

"I am picking the window seat or you're gonna have my lunch on your half-naked selves" Jin warned, already looking tense and we made space from him rather fearfully.

Even though the limo was spacious enough, we were fighting for specific seats and end up sitting in a tight bundle even though rest of the seats were empty. The driver shook his head and went to driving, muttering 'I am not paid enough for this'.

Luck was on my side as Y/n was sitting on window seat and I was beside her while Jimin get up from my side to give us privacy in other words to fight off Jungkook who was laughing his ass off after hearing his slave dress story.

The chances of doing something racy were high, making me jittery. I looked at her side profile who was silently watching outside of the tinted window.

The venue was on top of hills, separated from civilization so that no one would notice Mafiosos getting drunk and made a fool of themselves.

The streetlights were reflecting on her face making her ethereal and I couldn't help but close our distance which was already none to begin with.

"Could you move aside" she said without looking at my direction as my weight made her squish on door.

"No" I teased and squished her more, so that she would be forced to lean on me.

"Okay then! crush me and let people see crisp Cleopatra" she retorted.

I laughed at sassy reply and put my hands on her shoulder toying with straps, pulling her toward me, making her half seat on my thighs. My flesh felt warm from having her, reminding of the intimate moment happened in my office.

"What's the sudden obsession with my dress? Do you want it?" she mocked me but ended up blushing after hearing my reply.

"Yes, I want this dress on my bed" I flirted with her as she hit me softly on my chest for my indecency. I kissed her jawline upto her ear and nibbled on it making her sassy facade crumbling.

"You are too much" she whined

"No baby, you'll be the reason of my death"

"How many times do I have to tell you not to joke around death topic" she said angrily not liking my wording.

"You realize baby that my life itself is dangerous, I could die anyti-" I screamed in pain when she pinched and twisted my nipples underneath my outfit. I was more shocked at how correctly she could find my pair of tiddies.

"What happened?" the boys asked me worriedly seeing me rubbing my chest.

"Nothing just a spider" I fake glare at my love who was smirking at my expense.

The spider oppar who was hiding under their seats clutched his heart thinking how did Taehyung found his hideout and accused him for biting. Is there a hidden camera under the seat.

The poor eight legged guy had cross the space between bangtan mansion and limo bravely, after hearing from Namjoon that Darla and......

her boytoy are also attending the party. How could he missed the chance to see the love of his life in Egyptian dress which he had a kink for. He was always interested in Egyptian civilization because

They worship spiders.

"It were cats" Yoongi corrected looking under the seat and went back, not noticing the spider was overwhelmed as his hideout was compromise.

We reached at the venue fairly on time much to Jin's disappointment. The neon lights were visible even at outside, soft music forcing us to bob our heads. The bouncers were wearing white tunics and ornament and a large red fan to match the theme. They looked at us in recognition, move their gaze on the single lady beside me already knowing none of the bangtan ever brought dates, so that was knew. But my arms wrapped on her waist told enough, so they didn't bother to ask and welcomed us inside.

Watching their quick understanding should have raised red flags in my mind but I was lost in the warmth of my lady and her closeness.

The venue was furnished in Egyptian style. Golden was the primary colour with hints metallic and black. Extravagant chandelier , date palms and flamingoes were used as showpieces. Velvety chairs and buffets were imitated like royals. Everyone was wearing theme dresses unlike some fools who don't follow rules. Men were mostly half-naked, dressed up as priests, slaves, mummies and ladies chose Cleopatra, goddess and noble women. One of them was even wearing a pyramid costume. What were the bouncers doing?

The group of mafias turned their attention towards the infamous gang who had just came in the venue, asking for the undivided attention. Their outfits stood out the most not because they were expensive or glittery but because two of the members were dressed as Mummy and Anubis. Men were looking at them in envy wanting them to throw the name of tailor who had stitched their dresses outstandingly. Women were eyeing them in hunger, smitten by their dashing looks. Some even fell for handsome mummy who was giving playboy energy by his underwear accessory.

Young women were losing their shit over V who was looking dashing in Pharaoh costume. They were eyeing him up and down, trying to do a Debby Ryan to get noticed by him but boi wasn't sparing them a glance not like he ever did. Bangtan have kept to themselves ever since they formed a gang. The stories of their fun and pleasure was unheard of. But they still tried - a girl can dream even if she are criminal.

But oh! their dreams crushed and the dream glow extinguish upon seeing a lady attached on his hips who looked like a goddess.
They were looking like two bodies one soul, a power couple. Their romantic vibes were so strong that the ladies had to pinch their nose to not get high. Just looking at the couple made them sick. They left the scene to control their single asses or they would end up throwing stones at the ridiculous couple.

"My mouth's watering seeing fancy dishes" Jin said eyeing the big buffet set up in corner. Some guest were helping themselves and he couldn't control his undying hunger anymore, it's been one hour since he had snacked.

"Behave hyung! we have to maintain our reputation" Namjoon hissed, being uptight to show the dominance to other guests.

"Bitch, I could sell Jungkook for food" but the hyena wasn't backing down.

"How would you even eat hyung? You have bandages all over your mouth" Jimin asked.

"But it didn't stop him from speaking though" Yoongi was on roll today. Must have had a good sleep last night as he was actively participating in conversation even though a particular hyung wasn't appreciating the effort.

"Jimin, can you unbind the bandage on the my back of head, its the opening"

"Umm hyung? Where is it..." Jimin said examining it thoroughly but found only the layers and layers of toilet paper.

"Uh oh"

Y/n was in awe watching the glittery decoration, her mouth hanged open because she hadn't seen anything like this, even her highschool prom wasn't this extravagant, barely had diet coke and pizza.

She was very much aware of another pair eyes following her every moment but she chose to ignore it, basking the silent admiration from her sole admirer.

Taehyung's hands were on her waist, pulling her closer when he notice the subtle eye movement, instantly recognising the smirk on her face. Oh! so she's deliberately ignoring me' he thought as pinch the side of her waist. She looked at him shocked and accusingly as the pinch was uncalled and wanted to pull his ears as revenge but his focus was not on her. Her worried eyes look at where he was looking and found a young man coming their way. Taehyung eyes were narrowed at him, looking at him warily.

"Ahh so good to see you Taetae. It's been so long I haven't seen your weird ass" the handsome stranger was smirking so much that Y/n was worried for his lips.

"Don't call me that Baek Baek" Taehyung shush him so that no one knew his name. His real name was hidden but it wasn't much different from his nickname.

Y/n was looking back and forth, sudden presence of testosterone were overwhelming but she knew that this man wasn't an enemy as he knew about Taehyung's nickname.

"Okayyyy, I don't want to fight with you like last time and end up falling in gutter. Anyways what a gorgeous lady is doing beside your single ass" the man wasn't backing down from insulting and it irritates him as his beautiful image in front of you is getting tarnished.

Y/n kept silent, knowing this man was teasing Tae and deliberately pushing his buttons.

"I am Haebaek but who are you pretty lady? What God's work had he done to have the pleasure of your presence?"

"Stay in your limit bak bak" It was Tae's turn to throw insults but Haebaek had shifted his attention towards the lady.

"I thought his ass would be forever lonely but now seeing his girlfriend in flesh confirmed the rumours"

"Well you thought wrong" Taehyung wasn't getting the hint that he was doomed.

"Is she your infamous girlfriend?" The two were at each other's throat despite being close friend. And didn't noticed how the lady become quiet.

'How did he know about that? It was not long since Taehyung asked me to be his girlfriend. It's was literally an hour ago?' she thought but waved it off, not overthinking on it.

"Oh Mafia V brought his girlfriend too, it's nice to meet you" an elder law coupled greet them, looking lavishly rich in their outfits.

Y/n greeted them with big smile but in her mind, a storm was forming, getting the hint that Taehyung had spread the rumours about them even before the confession. What a sly bastard.

She huffed in annoyance as the couple went their way, leaving her to plan a murder. She turned back to look at her victim only to find.

"What the fuck? Where is he?" She let out colourful words, surprising Haebaek who watching the scene unfold.

"Went to hiding" Yoongi said casually walking around, not looking like he was waiting for this moment.

"Why yoongi oppa?"

Just like that Yoongi vomited the tale.

Y/n was quietly sitting at the table, sipping her mocktail as the boys were talking among themselves except Jin and Jungkook who were at the corner, near the buffet. At some point of time, Jimin had accepted his defeat and Jungkook offered his help in unbinding the paper. Everyone was shocked because for once the younger wasn't mocking. 

Now that she have time to think of it, this gala wasn't normal, not because the guests were criminals but because they were too ridiculous to be called normal. She was trying hard to ignore how a camel outfit clad men was trying to climb on pyramid man.

She shook her head and looked at side where two plump men were making out with their bellies.

Meanwhile two plump mafias were talking, facing each other and bumping their stomach. By movie back, they couldn't hear themselves in the loudness of music. So they had chosen to let their naked bellies makeout.

It was a complete innocent thought but guests were judging them hard.

Poor men didn't knew what was happening around, indulge in their own conversation.

"So we are gonna ignore the fact that Mafia V is crawling on the ground" one of the men rubbed his eyes to see clearly.

"Yes, forget this conversation ever happened" the other men said.

"So we are gonna ignore the fact that mafia V is crawling on the ground" he repeated pretending to forget.

"I didn't meant it literally dumbfuck" he bumped his belly in irritation, yeeting the other man on ground who was finding it hard to come up.

Y/n was feeling bored, not finding the boys' conversation interesting anymore. They were gossiping like neighbour aunts. Her eyes were looking for Tae, she wasn't angry on him even after Yoongi had revealed the truth as the real reason of the lie was to save herself from being kidnapped again. But he did reject the warning suggested by Jin, that's why she's going to use it to threatened him. But for that, he has to appear in front of her in flesh.

She was ready to stood up, for searching her cowardly lover when her legs tingled. Her breath hitched as the feathery touch was running upwards. For a second she was afraid that it was some insects but constant rubbing on her legs, gave the inkling that it ought to a big roach.

Squirming in her sear, she made sure no one was looking at her and bend down a little, pulling the table cloth. Disgusted but not surprised, she looked at the Taeroach who was grinning from ear to ear and raised his brows, daring her to speak and exposed their scandalous position.

She rubbed her leg over the other but Tae had no mercy, long fingers cheekily coming up. He was such an ass to chose the leg which had the long slit, making it easier for him to access. Passing her knees, he touched her exposed thighs, kneading the soft flesh. She was breathing heavily, crossing her legs over to not let him see the mess created by him. Watching her loosing herself, Taehyung knew that she had forget about the topic from which he was running away and now it was time for the real shit. 

He looked upwards for perfect timing before gripping her inner thighs possessively, successfully making her moaned loudly.

 Poor Hobi looked away from his cell, terrified by the sound. Looking at her suspiciously, he noticed her fake cough and silently asked what was wrong but she signaled him- nothing was wrong. NOTHING AT ALL.

After few minutes, she pulled the cloth again- TABLE CLOTH and asked in dangerously sweet voice. 

"What are you doing?"

"Making up to you" Tae said innocently.

"Well you are making it worse" she said confidently but her flustered face said otherwise.

"Are you sure about that?"

"Yes" she stood up leaving his dumb self alone and went to buffet where Jin was snacking his nth dish.

"At this rate your bandages will burst off hyung"

"Shut up Jungkook , I gotta eat up because we paid so much money every year for this stupid Gala. Atleast let me scarf off every penny" Jin said mentally thanking Jungkook who was still doing his bandages. Fortunately there was a small opening on mouth and he didn't waste any time to gobble the dishes.

"Princess! what are you doing here? Where's your puppy?" Jin asked as Y/n came near them.

"Oh Tae? he is on leash" she commented not knowing that he had escaped from under the table.

"Good"

"Ladies and gentleman, can I have your attention please?" the mic boomed which capture everyone's attention.

"Now which dumbass is interrupting my time?" Jin said, forcefully detaching from the plate.

"It's V. What's he talking about?" Jungkook asked, looking at his friend who was occupying the stage.

"I was not meant to say this here and steal the attention but then I realize no one is special enough to have the spotlight" the boys quietly got closer to the stage, trying to stop V from embarrassing them with a confuse Y/n behind.

"I am sorry Y/n for everything but I think it's for the best. I want to tell you that you're not my girlfriend anymore. I don't want couple moments with you, don't want to spend snippets of my time with you. I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore" Y/n gasp in shock hearing Taehyung.

"FUCK" the boys smack their heads at Taehyung's words.

A/n:-. I can't write intimate moments for shit-

Love y'all ❤️❤️❤️

~by dork