That's how Taehyung drinks in mask.

The White hall was bursting with joy and energy; beautiful colours and lights were gleaming, casting celestial shadow on the glassy floor. Everyone was wearing shit-eating grin. Helpers, decorators and planners were getting scolded half-heartedly to make things perfect. Everything has to be perfect, there wasn't any space for mistake. Mistake should be happened in bedroom not here.

The boys wearing fancy suits, being confident and feeling themselves today but seeing the helpers and waiters wearing the same outfit deflated their huge balloon of ego. 'After this function, I'm going to talk with the stylist' Jin said, getting collective nods from his brothers.

Little did they know that Kim Taehyung was behind this, who didn't want anyone to outshine him on his special day.

Nevertheless they were happy that finally Taehyung's horny ass is getting married. They couldn't handled his whines for his crush anymore.

The halls looked like those ones came straight from Disney. Just like every girl, Y/n would deny to get married but secretly saved all ideas of her dream wedding in Pinterest.

The would be couple had gone through a long list for their wedding. And she fall for him more and more when he would eagerly throw ideas and his preference, clearly showing his interest and participation in wedding. He didn't get bore while choosing her dress, didn't left her when it's come to cake tasting, didn't send her alone for flower arrangements. She would be lying if she didn't second guessed on herself. How did a man like him end up choosing her simpleton ass? He always argue that he was the lucky one but truth was that, he had raised the bar of standards on men for her that she can't even think about marrying someone else.

Even though Tae had assured her about the budget that if she wanted Grammy's stage, he could easily arranged it with the snap of his middle finger but she didn't like anything scammys and chose the lake location near the Mansion where the 'would be' married couple had their first date.

A blush pink theme was decided for the soft Mafia and his innocent bride. Curtains were in soft pale hues, pink and neutral roses interpreting Y/n's gentleness and elegance while appreciation, joy, thankfulness of Taehyung. The invitation was by given to all the gang members, helpers and servants because they were the true family of boys. The families of boys and some trusted allies were coming too. From Y/n's side, only her brother and new addition to her family, Darla.

The air was chilly as winter was coming close, calm wind fluttering the curtains in slow motion, giving a romantic movie vibe.

When planner was finalizing, Jungkook argued and threw a tantrum to do a black theme. Thank God, he changed his mind after getting a beating from Jin of course.

The gang members wanted to do the decoration and catering, running all over the place, eager for their kind boss wedding. And it's not like any sane person would want to work in a Mafia's wedding.

Jimin and Jungkook were doing a flower arrangement on main table when a harsh slap felt on their head.

"What the hell? "Jimin whined like a child.

"What are you two nincompoops doing?" Maria asked in fake calm voice.

"What poop?" Jungkook confusedly looked behind Jimin on which the latter push younger for being a total dumbass.

"We are arranging-"

"Yeah yeah, flowers. Bois, I saw your little secret with my sharp eyes"

"Oh, sorry I thought my saliva will make flowers more glisten" Jungkook revealed sheepishly.

"Waackk" Jimin immediately throw the flower on ground, wiping his hands on Jungkook's suit.

"The hell? Anyways I was talking about the guns vase" the old woman put her hands on her waist intimidating the two.

"Uh oh"

Maria's patience was wearing thin. As much as she love Bangtan and their gang members, these people are plainly dumb. The members were diligently working as helpers and decorators, Maria grabbed a passerby member.

"What are you wearing?" She signaled to his breast pocket.

"Umm, brooch?"

"Yeah? A gun as brooch?" She put a pink rose inside the mouth of gun and hide the gun completely.

"That's better" Just like that she put some sense in other people and roses too.

Jin was scrutinizing the hall decoration with his eagle eyes, hands on his waist, sprouting commands to change curtains at last minute, occasionally hearing sound of slaps but ignoring the useless things, he paid attention to the job ahead. The ceremony would be starting after half an hour and he was picking on planner. He was sure the white glittering curtain were snatching his spotlight, they had to be avoided at every cost. What he didn't noticed was the teary-eyed planner who was reaching at her peak, couldn't handle the scolding on her very first project.

"You should have payed attention to it. Didn't you saw my face, your cheap curtains don't match with it, change them this instan-, hey where are you going?" Jin barked at the running girl.

A clueless Namjoon who had taken the job to move 'Champagne tower' on other side of hall, dragon eyes watching his own steps carefully. He was doing a great job, determined to show the world that he's not Joonie the poonie, clumsy baby or God of destruction. He could be helpful and responsible like taking care these glas-

Or maybe not

"NAMJOOOON!!"

"Such a hectic, Namjoon never learns. Does he? Jin was shaking his head over the mess. "Oh you came, now where are the curtains? I can't believe you are so irresponsibl-" He turned around to lecture the crybaby.

"Yeah, you wanna say that again. This was my baby sister's first project and she had been preparing everything since last month, stayed all night to mix-match decoration but you sure are a narcissist prick. Just because you are loaded, it doesn't mean everyone is your servant" a familiar girl was going off on Jin's handsome ass. Some waiters tried to take out their gun as the girl asked about being loaded but one slap on head from Maria force them to walk ahead.

"Y-you?" he was speechless, there stood the same nurse on whom he had been crushing over since months. Seems like crushing on girls who are out of reach, run in their blood.

"I can't believe such people exist! You made my sis cry, now I'll kick your sorry ass in the sky" some deadass shouted 'That rhymes' in the hall.

Everyone stopped their work to see the confident Jin being quite as hamster. He attempted to hug the girl, glad to meet with his crush. But boi, it send red flags and being the independent woman she was, she hoisted him on her powerful shoulders and left the hall to teach him some lessons, occasionally slapping his flat ass.

"What just happened?" Yoongi shook his head to delete the curse image, sprinkling holy water on himself.

Guests were parched on their seats, respectively. Boys and Maria occupying the front row then families and members, vice-versa. The priest was on the centre of stage when a beautiful song erupted in the hall.

The double doors of set up hall opened slowly and everyone turned around instinctively, their breathe hitched seeing the beautiful bride in her elegant dress, confident smile winning their heart.

Her brother in held her arms, taking his baby sis to the hall of her dreams.

Y/n take a deep breath when her brother left her alone with priest. She was waiting for this moment.

"Call the groom please!" The priest requested and she looked in his direction upon hearing a familiar voice. She took a double take, eyes wide in shock, false lashes threatened to fall over.

"What are you doing in pastor costume?" Y/n asked bewildered by Yoongi's posh attitude. She had just came in the wedding hall after being called by her bride's mate and Jimin. What she didn't expect is to see a grumpy Yoongi on the stage.

Adorning a stylish glass, white sparkly two piece, his favourite orange undershirt and white shoes and socks. The guy looked like Jesus to be honest, flashing everyone's eyes with 220 volts.

"It's actually my full time work, being Mafia was a side job. Did you really thought I'm called Father Louis Williams Suga Adams the Third for nothing" He said while adjusting his glasses sassily.

Y/n's eyes twitch from the nonchalance, thinking if her wedding would be validate or not.

Darla, the maid of honour, assured her that it normal.

The hell is normal with these guys.

"You can trust Yoongi on this. He had done many weddings, it's another thing that most of them ended up getting divorce" she said while cleaning her nails. 'Just wait Darla, I'll make sure Yoongi would be the pastor in your and Oppa's wedding' Y/n curse in her mind.

Not wanting to end in murdering someone in her own wedding, she averted her gaze towards the double door, eager to see her handsome groom.

...

Ten minutes passed, while waiting and her pure smile turned grimaced, pinching Jimin, she did a 'slashing throat' sign and he quickly walk away to call his best-friend.

When the doors opened, she looked ahead, smiling softly but it quickly fall when Jimin came panting hardly.

"Taehyung's nowhere! The groom ran away" he screamed.

A/n :

Yeah, I fooled you guys. Continue reading *Windshield laugh*

"Did you saw everywhere?" Namjoon asked.

"Yeah I checked in bushes too. Did he ran away from his own marriage?"

"No no, it can't be true. That fool is completely fool in Y/n's love, he can't back out like that, he was even eager-" a hand came on his lips before he could ruin the guest's mind with unwanted images.

Hush gasps and whispers octave high when the bride also ran away from the same aisel she had came, fisting her dress up, flashing everyone her white sneakers underneath her wedding gown.

She ran a hand over her graceful hairstyle and racked her mind to find where could be her lover.

She ended up leaving the hall and venue, coming near a big tree. Resting her back on it, she began to have doubt on her. Did she do something for him to leave her, did he ran away because she was extremely shy? Inside her heart, she knew that these doubts were baseless when suddenly the tree shook.

Her expression turn in horror and she looked behind it.

She had expected to scream at me or get angry but seeing him in gorgeous outfit, her breath hitched upon seeing the beautiful suit he had wore. Baby pink two piece with a soft pattern coat. He was looking so soft and velvety.

People would think that she is the one who was obsess with blush pink but in fact it was Taehyung's favourtie colour. He had express his desire to skip traditional white attire with soft blush pink and seeing him like this, waters her mouth.

The toxic masculinity over the colours was something she never likes, Men are conscious while wearing soft colour especially pink. Since childhood, children are taught what colour they should wear. Colours are differentiate according to gender.

Her heart had melted into shit on his when he nervously talked about his favourite colour.

But what catches her attention was his somber expression. What was he thinking? Does he was having second thoughts about the wedding or her. Oddly enough, she didn't felt the upset or need to cry in the corner, instead she felt immense anger that he had left the venue. Her inner bitch had awoken and she was going to beat the hell out of her groom.

"TAEHYUNG!!" she roared like a wounded tigress and marched towards.

Meanwhile Taehyung gets startled and his eyes widened upon seeing the beautiful girl coming towards. Her dress matching with him, cladded in his favourite colour, soft wavy hair cascading down, flying like in romantic movie. His two braincells had deliberately avoided the interpretation of her expression, eager to see the future unfold or Taehyung getting some beating.

His breath stop in throat quite literally because Y/n threw her bridal bouquets with a small heavy vase attached on his chest.

"Why?" He asked intelligently still not over the sweetheart neck of hers.

"Y-you cheating custard. You were going to leave me at my own wedding. Weren't you?" She seethe in anger. Words weren't making sense but it's the emotion that matters.

Taehyung back away in utter offense, one hand over his heart, like she had just shoot him.

"How could you accuse me like that? I have never even looked at other girl except Maria who's like a mother to me and Darla who's not a girl to begin with"

"Then why did you ran away from your own wedding? Why?" she huffed.

"I was nervous" he said in vulnerable voice which flatter her anger. She was told by Jimin that he was fine in but was he really?

"I was doubting myself. If I deserve you or not? What if I did some mistake after our marriage? What if after seeing my habits and my nasty living, you decided to divorce me? What if you find my Taeconda small and decided to-" he rambled but cut off when a soft finger came on his lips.

"Shhhh- first of all, I know your Taeconda isn't really small" she said with a hint of smile on her face.

"What? When did you?" He looked down and back up to her.

"Did you seriously think that I didn't notice his excitement before? And babe, sometimes you spoke your thoughts loud, that's how I knew my Tae is a PerverTae" She laughed out loud when his eyes become saucers.

"Oh no no no, I am not nervous anymore, I am mortified"

"Please Tae baby, you don't have to worry about anything" She took his hands on hers and softly rub them for comfort.

"But it's my first marriage"

"Mine too babe and I am as inexperienced as you are. But we'll learn everything together. Sure, there's going to some ups and downs. I would sometimes feel lonely or clingy, you will feel annoyed by me" he quickly shook his head, not wanting to imagine the last part.

"We will have to adjust, learn each other's habit. I will scold you lightly if you left wet towel on bed, you'll be pissed with my hairs on blanket and showers. But I'll promise to be patient, hear you first and be always place you on top of my priority. In return, promise me to stay loyal, respectful to me, share your love and pain with me. Promise me, you won't leave me if I did something wrong unknowingly" she shares her own nervousness.

"Never. I would never leave you. You are stuck with me for eternity" he said with a finality and tried to kiss her but she stopped him.

"On wedding" she said and blushed from the mere thought.

"I heard you were snacking on cake in nervousness. Flavour?" his random question confused her.

"What?"

"Nevermind, I'll get a taste aft- Hey!"

Guests were getting impatient, no one knew where the hell did groom was and God knows where the bride ran away? Yoongi was beginning to feel annoyed, he had more weddings to do later and it sucks that he wasn't even getting paid for this wedding. Some friends really uses you.

All of a sudden, 'Scenery' began to play and the double doors opened loudly with a strong force. Sexy porn stars began to play soft melody matching the song.

The much awaited couple walked on the aisle or more like bride carried the groom in bridal style.

Le gasps were taken shamelessly at the odd scene but nevertheless claps roared in the hall, on the bravery of bride, proud that she won and brought back her groom on stage.

Yoongi passed a judging look to Tae which he blatantly ignore and focused on the beautiful in from of him.

Without giving Yoongi a chance to announce, Taehyung took his mic and started singing along with the song when the lyrics 'I still wander wander next story, I want to make you mine' came. His lovingly looked at his love who was watching him with her own dashing smile, smitten by his deep honey voice.

"Park Y/n, ever since I first saw you, you made me speechless quite literally by your beauty and sarcasm. I was not perfect, getting obsess with you and snooping in your life. But over the time, I changed for better by your kindness. I still can't believe such a beautiful girl is agreeing to marry my dumb ass. I promise to give you remote, do groceries with you, smother you with treats when you are on your bad days. I even promise to fight by your side in the zombie apocalypse and if you turn into one, I'll gladly let you bite me" everyone shivered from his unexpected speech.

"Hahaha thanks. Kim Taehyung, at first I thought you as nothing but a creepy boss. Over the time, I fell for your kindness, sweet nature. A lawful gangster who had always protect me and stood by my side. I promise to tolerate your snores and horniness, I promise to let you watch soccer match after my drama, I promise to never get mad when you slide dirty dish in sink. I promise to share my one fry with you. I promise to take care you like you're my puppy" Her eyes crinkled in happiness when they exchanged the rings.

"I now pronounced you two as husband and wife. You may have tongue fight now" Yoongi said tiredly. He was already sick of the lovey-dovey couple.

"I OBJECT!!"

A disheveled looking Jin appeared out of nowhere and shouted on top of his lungs.

"I didn't watch the wedding. Restart it"

A/n :- This was the surprise, I talked about. I'll try to upload some more epiloges of Taehyung and Y/n's milestones in their life.

Do you wanna see my savage parrot?

Hah, it wasn't a choice-

She is Poco and very much like our Yoongi- A tried but completely sweetheart.

Love y'all♥️♥️♥️

~by dork