READ ALL THE RULES. I'M NOT KIDDING. DON'T EVEN SKIM. READ.

1. If you've joined any of my other (failed) roleplays, you'll know that my first rule is always not to be a bigot or a jerk, etc. etc., because the world doesn't need more people being mean to each other for no good reason. I don't care if your character is a jerk, but if you, the roleplayer, are being what I would consider a not good person, bad things are gonna happen.

2. Your character isn't perfect. They just aren't.

3. Max of two characters per person, and they can't both be girls because apparently that's a problem here on Wattpad.

4. No, you may not tag me in your form. Don't waste your time asking.

5. Fill out the entire heckin' form, okay? If I didn't want to know the information, I wouldn't be asking for it.

6. Biggest pet peeve: unnecessary OOC conversation. It's chill if you're discussing your characters or the situation or whatever, but if your OOC comments have nothing to do with my roleplay, I will actually flip a table. A card table, probably, because I'm weak, but a table no less. Also I will become very angry.

7. Mature warning is on--it's a gang roleplay after all. So yeah, smut (as long as it's not in any main chains ofc) and swearing are both fine. Don't swear in your forms though 'cause I need to comment on those.

8. Don't control other people's characters. That's just crappy roleplaying right there. Also you can't win every fight; I don't care how good you are. And don't kill off people's characters without their permission, and PM me if you're gonna kill off your character. I need to know these things.

9. I don't want this roleplay dying on me like I let all my other ones die, so yeah. Be active unless you give me a good reason. Or I will fight you.

10. Yeah, uh, ask for roles and wait for me to say yes or no before you make your form.

11. One-sentence responses are absolutely unacceptable. Unacceptable. And especially don't give me one-line responses. That's even worse. You can do better than that. I know you can.

12. DRAMA. There's a rival gang for heck's sake; at least some people have to have some gossip-worthy stuff in their lives. And in-gang rivalries (friendly or not) are perfectly welcome, and frankly encouraged.

13. Write in third person. Use proper grammar. And proper spelling. Fight me.

14. If you're having problems with a person (the roleplayer, not the character obv), don't fight them via OOC comments or whatever. PM me and I'll sort it out because A. fighting spams me unnecessarily, and B. I just don't need that kind of crap on my roleplay.

15. Diverse characters, please, thanks. And not only do I mean race, but also personality and backstory, etc. I don't want eighty shy, blonde, orphan girls sitting in separate corners of the same room, waiting for that attractive, brown-haired bad-boy-but-secretly-nice-dude to come flirt with her. Or I will puke or scream or both.

16. If I tell you to do something you should probably listen unless you have a good reason for breaking my rules. Geez.

17. Don't enforce my rules for me??? If I think someone needs to be scolded, gosh darn it, I will scold them myself. Because I might be a little bit of a control freak, but we don't talk about that.

Yyyyyeah, I'm pretty darn mean, I guess? But like, as long as you don't break my rules (which are here for a good reason) you are safe from the wrath of a skinny 5'2" teenager. (I have a lot of anger. Don't test me.)