Zane: A horro video game where four animatronic chracters unexplanitorally come to life and try to kill you as you sit in an officeof a Chuck E. Cheese like resteraunt where an anonymous person, who is rumored to be behind the killing of five children, talks to you through the phone and eventually gets HIMSELF killed?

Me: Yep. Fun right?!

Zane: No.

Me: WHA...?! Why you no like?!

Zane: Because it's phsyically impossible.

Me: That's what you said about Minecraft!!!

Zane: Yes but these are inmatimate objects. They cannot move without a stablizer.

Me: May I remind you that you are a ROBOT NINJA?!?!?!

Zane:........ Fair enough. I'll play.

Me: YAY!!!

Zane:Alright, Night four.

The phone rings.

Phone Guy: Hello! Uh... *He's talking and Zane is trying to figure out how this works.*

Me: Okay. If you see any of the animatronics in the doors or windows, close the door.

Zane: Alright.

Foxy runs down the hall

Zane: *Gets out of camer* Wh-what do I--

Me: Close the left door, Metalhead!

Zane does tht and Foxy starts banging on the door.

Me: Okay. That's done.

Zane: *Pulls up camera and sees Golden Freddy poster in left hall* uh.. What is that?

Me: AAAAA!!!! OMYGOSHDON'TPULLTHECAMERADOWNTHAT'SGOLDENFREDDYANDIFYOUPULLTHECAMERADOWNTHENHECRASHESTHEGAMEANDIPUTALOTOFMONEY--

Zane: *Pulls down camera cause he can't understand me.* What is that? *Golden Freddy is sittin on the floor and he hear the gurgling ghost noises.*

Me:No! Darn!!! Only 3AM and We got Golden Freddy!!! UGH! We'll never win!!!*I cover my eyes.*

Zane:.....

*Ding dong ding dong.... Ding ding dong dong....*

I open my eyes

ME: *Gasp* ZANE! HOW DID YOU BEAT IT?!

Zane: Like you said: I'm a ROBOT ninja.

Me:EEEEEEEEE!!!!!! LLOYD GETS TO DO NIGHT FIVE!!!!!!

Lloyd: Wat?