Me: Hey guys! Welcome back. Since Kai FAILED AT PASSING NIGHT ONE BECAUSE HE CHICKENED OUT... Jay is going to... attempt... to pass night one.

Jay: Should I be absolutely terrified right now?  *Shudders*

Me: No. *Laughs evily inside*

Jay: Then why was Kai scream--

Me: Never mind that! PLAY DA FNAF!!!

Jay: Fnaf?

Me: Five nights at freddy's!! Now, Shut up, Turn on the computer and get asassinated by freddy!!!!!

Jay: Wait. Wha--

Me: DA GAME IS STARTING!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND PLAY DA FANFS!!!!!!!

Jay: You need to go to a mental hospital.

FIRST NIGHT: 1:00 AM

After Phone Guy finishes his message...

Jay: Okay. Bonnie the bunnie, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy the fox and Chica the duck.

Me: SHE'S NOT A DUCK!!!!!! ALL OF THE ANIMATRONICS HAVE NAMES THAT START WITH THE SAME LETTER AS THEIR SPECIES!!!!! BUT NO. CHICA JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE A DUCK!!!!!!!!

Jay: Okay okay! But how was I supposed to know that?!

Me:.... >:-(

Jay: Alright. Wait. The bunnies gone!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: What's your deal? He's just in the party room. Gosh. Even I don't freak out that much when I play fnaf.

Jay: Stop saying Fnaf.

Me:..........Fnaf...

Jay: Okay. *Screen turns black* Whoa!!! What does that mean?! Am I dead?!

Me: No. It means someone's moving.

Jay: WHAT???!!!  *Starts pressing random button* 

Me: Uh... Jay?

Jay: Yeah? *Puts down camera*

Bonnie: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! JBVJISNVOWVMKOWMCKFOWNVEIONCIEJKTWNBK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:....COLE!!!!! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!!!! JAY IS HOPELESS!!!!!!!

Cole: What O-o