Tyrion Lannister: Before you go, you will call on Lord and Lady Stark and offer your sympathies.

Joffrey Baratheon: What good will my sympathies do then?

Tyrion Lannister: None. But it is expected of you. Your absence has already been noted.

Joffrey Baratheon: The boy means nothing to me. And I can't stand the wailing of women.

[Tyrion slaps Joffrey]

Tyrion Lannister: One word and I hit you again.

Joffrey Baratheon: I'm telling mother!

[Tyrion slaps Joffrey]

Tyrion Lannister: Go! Tell her. But first you will get to Lord and Lady Stark, and you will fall on your knees and tell them how very sorry you are, that you are at their service and that all your prayers are with them. Do you understand?

Joffrey Baratheon: You can't!

[Tyrion slaps Joffrey]

Tyrion Lannister: Do you understand?

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