Bonus chapter for RichaSrivastav7 and gooddyvibesss   love u both.. 😘😘

Hope you like it.

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"Tcchhh.. Tcchhh..", he calls her hiding behind the wheel of his bike.

She looks at him from the corner of her eyes and ignores him with an unamused expression while reading the book.

"Phewwwuuu..", he whistles by pressing his thumb and the forefinger between his lips to call her again and hides himself behind the wheel.

She narrows her eyebrows and then decided to ignore him again by murmuring some swearing words.

He gets up annoyed from behind his bike's wheel and goes near the fence.

"Abey, Shastri ki Bahu, kab se bula raha hoon, sunaayi nahi deta kya?", He whispers in angry tone.

"Oye! Nakkchade Sharma ke damaad, kabse ignore kar rahi hoon, samajh mein nahi aata kya?", She yells back at him by approaching closer to the fence.

"Tshhhh.. Dheere bol kahi Sharma aur Shastri ne sun liya toh apni romance ka kachra ho jayega", he whispers pointing at the two houses.

Puff.. humein laga hum pehla adhyaay phir se padh rahe hai ya phir humko "deja vu" wala brahm ho gaya hai.. "Romance" vakya sunnke mann aanandit ho gaya.. toh chaliye dekhte hai yaha kya ho raha hai..

"Hone de, waise bhi abhi mera ek aur paper baaki hai final year graduation ka, tab tak ke liye no romance", she says with a smirk.

"Itna tha toh teen saal pehle mujhe bhaaga ke leke kyu gayi? Shaadi toh kar li par suhaagraat pending rakh diya Sharma aur Shastri ne milke.", He speaks frustrated.

"Toh meri padhaayi se jyada important hai tujhe teri suhaagraat?", She asks..

"Oye, mera akele ka suhaagraat nahi hota, tera bhi hota.. haan padhaayi bas tere akele ka sardard hai.. toh mujhe lagta hai suhaagraat jyada important tha kyuki isse ek se jyada logon ko satisfaction milta.", He says

"Kyu subah subah mujhe satha raha hai? Mujhe kuch der mein college nikalana hai akhri pariksha dene..", she says.

"Thik hai, agar tujhe pariksha khatam hone tak shaanti chahiye toh promise kar tu mujhe college ke baad chabutre pe milegi.", He says.

"Thik hai. Sharma promise main tujhe milungi. Ab jaa..", she says.

"Abbey, yeh Sharma promise kya hota hai, Shastri promise bol..", he says.

"Yaar, Sharma, Shastri, Batra, Arora, Sinha, Chopra, Modi.. phalana dhimkana sabka promise.. jaa ab..", she says pretending to cry.

"Haaye, ji karta hai kachcha chaba jaau tere juicy honth ko.. par itne promise le liye toh chodd deta hoon. Par ek chummi de na", he asks.

"Chummi? Rukh!! Mummyyyy...", She calls loudly.

"Abbey Gadhi, dekh lunga tujhe.", He says as he ran inside the Shastri home.

Sana giggles.

"Kya hua Sana?", Meena asks as she comes out of the house.

"Huh? Kuch nahi maa, mera breakfast table pe ready rakh do, college nikalna hai..", Sana says.

"Hmmm.. dekh pariksha khatam hote hi jaldi ghar aa jana bahut saara kaam hai. Poonam ke saath gappe math haakte bait jana.", Meena says.

"Haan, maate.. aap kaho toh exam likhne hi nahi jaate", she blabbers unheard by her mother.
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"Haan bol Sharma ke damaad", Sana says as she met him at chabutra on her scooty with Poonam as a pillion rider.

'Ek minute uttar ja scooty se.", He says.

"Kyu? Dekh ghar jaana hai mummy daantengi, bahut kaam pada hai. Jaldi bol", she says.

"Tu uttar bola na maine.", Sidharth says strictly.

"Huh? Chal uttar gayi. Ab bol", she stood infront of him.

"Poonam iski scooty ghar pe pahucha dena. Aur bolna Sana apne pati ke saath bike pe aa jayegi.", He says by giving scooty keys to Poonam.

"Kya bolti hai, Sana?", Poonam asks looking at Sana

"Woh kya bolegi? Maine bola na, jaa na please.", Sidharth says holding Sana's mouth so that she doesn't speak.

"Par Sharma Uncle aur Aunty daatenge toh?", Poonam asks.

"Arey, nahi daatenge meri maa. Woh sirf beti ko daant the hai.. daamad ki toh bahut respect dete hai.. ab jaao", Sidharth says folding his hand.

"Okay. Bye!!", Poonam rides the bike to Sharma's house.

Sana glares at Sidharth.

"Haan, chal baad mein ghur lena aur mann chaha toh khaa bhi lena..", he says pushing her into the auto.

"Kaha le jaa raha hai?", Sana speaks annoyed.

"Tu muh band rakhegi ya main band karu apne muh se? Phir mat bolna ki auto wale ke saamne smooch kiya", Sidharth whispers.

She looks at him in shock.

"Kamina..", she says

"Oye, tameez se baat kar Sharma ka damaad hoon koyi Shastri ka launda nahi jo aise hi sunn loon.", He says.

"Achcha? Par phir bhi naam ke aage Shastri hi lagayega. Kaan kholke sunn le, Shastris ko kuch bola na toh muh thod dungi tera?", She says.

"Oye darzi ki bahu, apna muh kaichi ki tarah chalana band kar ab.", He says

"Aur tu halwaai ka daamad, apna zuban kalchi ki tarah chalana band kar.", She says.

"Bhaiyyaji, apni lugaayi ke saamne itna bol kaise lete ho? Apni lugaayi ke saamne toh apna muh hi nahi chalta.", The Auto driver asks.

"Huh? Aur padosi ke saamne?", Sidharth asks.

"Arey bhaiyyaji pucho math, padosi ke saamne apni lugaayi ka gussa bhi uttar dete hai hum. Mann halka ho jaata hai aur bada maza aa jaata hai..", auto driver says..

"Mere jaise akalmand hote toh apni padosan se hi shaadi kar lete.. taaki lugaayi ke saamne bhi zubaan band karna nahi padta.", Sidharth says.

"Nahi bhaiyya, maza nahi aaya kuch.. socho ghar mein lugaayi apni jagah aur baahar padosan ko alaag se taadne ka mazaa, dono mix ho gaya toh mard apna mann kaise bharega?", Driver says.

Sidharth looks at Sana.

"Sahi bole bhaiyya, jab tumhari lugaayi tumhe padosan ko taadte pakdegi tab lugaayi ke haat pitne ka mazaa hi kuch aur hota hoga na?", She asks.

Driver becomes speechless and quietly drives to reach the destination. Sidharth pays him the fare while Sana looks at the location in surprise.

"Railway station?", Sana says in shock.

"Haan, maine tumhe kidnap kar liya hai. Ab jab tak apni honeymoon puri nahi hoti tab tak ghar nahi jaana.", Sidharth says pulling her inside the train.

"Kya? Oye mere bhai ki shaadi hai 5 din mein, tab tak ke liye wait nahi kar sakta tha?", Sana says.

"Hargiz nahi, Sharma ke bete ke suhaagraat se pehle mujhe apni suhaagraat manaani hai. Harr cheez mein woh aage nahi reh sakta hamesha..", Sidharth says.

"Huh? Ab ismein bhi competition?", Sana asked surprise.

"Ofcourse!! Phir kal ko apne Shastri bachche aur uske Sharma bachche compete karenge toh isiliye abhi se aage rehne ki practice kar raha hoon. Waise hi teen saal delay ho gaya warna Shastri ke bachche Sharma ko race mein kab ke peeche chodd dete.", Sidharth says..

"Tera dimaag kharab hai aur tera planning usse bhi flop. Atleast pehle bata deta kuch kapde pack kar leti.", She says.

"Suhaagraat pe kapde ki kya hi zarurat hai baby? Ab toh araam se suhaagraat manaunga kyuki tera bhai bhi teri tarah akal se paidal hoga jo kapdon ke saath suhaagraat manayega..", Sidharth laughs.

Sana facepalms as the train starts.

"Hmm.. First class AC compartment? Kya baat hai Shastri?", Sana says looking at their seats.

"Bola na baby, time waste nahi karneka.. chalo kaam pe lag jaate hai without delay..", Says Sidharth pulling her closer.

"Arey rukh jaao.. yeh PoohBear ke readers bina ticket apne saath travel karenge kya? Besharm kahike.. rukh jaa main darwaaza band kar leti hoon..", Sana says..

Beizzati kharab kardi yaar tum logone mera.. aise koi kisi ke private moments ko disturb karta hai kya? Chalo train se uttar jao ab.. aur unhe jaane do apne honeymoon pe.. warna beizzati ke saath TC humein fine lagayega woh alag.. humein toh Shastris ke team ko competition mein aage dekhna hai bas.. kyuki SidNaaz ab ek hi team mein hai.. 😉😜

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