Namakaar Mitron,

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"Tcchhh.. Tcchhh..", she calls him hiding behind the book.

He looks at her from the corner of his eyes and ignores her with an unamused expression while cleaning his bike.

"Phewwwuuu..", she whistles by pressing her thumb and the forefinger between her lips to call him again and hides herself behind the book.

He narrows his eyebrows and then decided to ignore her again by murmuring some swearing words.

She lifts her head up from the book annoyed and goes near the fence.

PoohBear (Narrator): Ahu ahu.. (coughs and clears the throat) Ji darriyega nahi, Corona ki khaashi nahi hai. Jis vyakti se hum parichay karaane jaa rahe hai, unko dekh ke ache achon ki hawa tight ho jaati hai. Milye humari Sharma ji ki beti, Kumari. Sana Sharma se. Abhi ek hafte pehle hi inhone apna 18va janamdin manaya hai. Yeh filhaal apne barahvi ka final year ka final exam de rahi hai.

College ke har ek launde.. (clear throat) kshama kijiye ga, slip of tongue ho gaya kyuki jis vyakti ki hum baat kar rahe hai ve ladkon ko aise hi sambhodit karti hai.. Toh hum kaha the? Hmm.. College ke har ek ladke ka hriday thodne ka shrey kewal Sharma ji ki beti ko hi praapt hai.

Chitra dekh ke aapka mann bhar gaya ho toh chaleye kahaani aage badaate hai..

"Abey, Oye Shastri ke launde, kab se bhula rahi hoon tujhe, sunaayi nahi deta kya?", She whispers in harsh tone.

He lifts his head up from behind the wheels and gets up pulling his t-shirt down and pushing his sleeves up.

PoohBear (Narrator): Rukhaavat ke liye khhed hai, aapka ek aur ghanya vyakti se parichay karaana aavashyak hai. Yeh hai Shrimaan. Sidharth Shastri.

Ji nahi, yeh humare "1949 - A SidNaaz Story" ke upanyaas wale nayak, Sidharth Shastri nahi hai. Ve toh kaafi vinamra vyakti hai.

Yeh Sidharth Shastri, Kumaari Sana Sharma ke padosi Shastri ji ke ek laute suputr hai. Yeh 21 saal ke bheemkaai (yaani bheem jaise shareer) rakhne wale yuvak filhaal apne pitashri ke daftar mein khaata yaani accounts handle karte hai.

Tarrun yuvathiyon se saadar vinanti hai ki kripya apna muh band kare aur inke bhaavchitra (matlab photo) ko itna na thaade.. yeh yuvak aapke range se baahar hai..

"Oye! Nakkchadi Sharma ki beti, kabse ignore kar raha hoon, samajh mein nahi aata kya?", He yells back at her by approaching closer to the fence.

"Tshhhh.. Dheere bol kahi Sharma aur Shastri ne sun liya toh world war 6 ho jaayega..", She whispers pointing at the two houses.

"Hone de, iss baar bhi Shastris ki hi jeet hogi dekhna last time ki tarah", he speaks with a smirk.

"Mujhe koi fark nahi padta, main side se college ka bahana maarke kisak jaungi.. Kaan toh tere pakenge", she says blowing air on her nails with attitude.

"Kyu subah subah chedd rahi hai? Jaa na apne college.", He speaks in frustration.

"Main kyu tujhe cheddne lagi? Tu kaunsa Hrithik Roshan hai, hai toh bas Darzi Shastri ka launda", she attacks.

"Oye, Darzi kisko boli be? Darzi hoga tera baap. Mere papa toh Sheher ke sabse bade fashion house ke maalik hai. Tu apna dekh Halwaai Sharma ki beti", he counter attacks.

"Halwaai? Gawaar ka gawaar hi rahega, 5 star hotel ke maalik aur ek maamuli sa halwaai mein farak hi nahi maalum.", She pounces back

"Abey, Gawaar kisko boli be? Graduation mein mere 98.2% aayein hai.", He defends.

"Nalayaak, Sharma ji ke bete ke 98.8% aayein hai, seekh kuch usse. Saara din bike pe ghumta rehta hai. (In Heavy tone mimicking his father) Suna maine tumhaare baap ko tumhe taane maarte 3 saal pehle.", She teases him.

"Aaa.. uhhh.. aaa.. baat tere aur mere beech mein ho rahi hai, tu apne bhai ko beech mein kyu laa rahi hai? Aur dusron ke gharon mein kaan lagakar sunna band kar.", He fumbles.

"Kaan lagakar sunne ki zarurat nahi hai. Tere baap ka bhopu humare ghar kya, pure mohalle mein sunaayi deta hai..", she insults.

"Huh? Tere final exams chal rahe hai na? Dekhey toh tumhe kitne marks aate hai. Bada mere matks pe comment karti phir rahi hai.", He overcomes his initial fumbling.

"Ha ha ha ha ha.. toh ab Sharma ji ke bete ko hara nahi paaya toh Sharma ji ki beti se muqabla karega?", She laughs

"Abey chup! Kab se teri bakwaas sun raha hoon. Teri scooty ka tyre puncture kar dunga, phir college ke exam mein Shaakahaari Sharma ki beti ko ande hi naseeb honge.", He spoke exasperated.

"Teri toh!!", She lifts her fist to gesture as if she would punch his face.

"Oye! Main tera muh toddh dunga agar mujhe haat bhi lagaya toh. Fir feminist banke lecture jhaadti rehna", He said pointing his elbow near her face to gesture that he will knock her nose.

"Maine bhi koi haat mein chudiyaan nahi pehni, samjhe? Muh noch lungi tera.", She said angrily.

"Oh sorry!! Main bhul gaya tha. Chudail kaha chudiyaan pehenti hongi. Haina?", He said sarcastically.

"Abey woh chamgaadar ke chacha. Kyu dimaag ka dahi kar raha hai subah subah?", She said irritated.

"Main toh apna kaam kar raha tha, tu hi mujhe tcchhh tcchhh karke bula rahi thi.. bhool gayi?", He said reminding her.

"Arey Haan.. Chal chodd yeh sab. Tujhe Sharma's pe bahut khunnas hai na?", She asked..

Lo ji Shastri ke suputr ke dukhte rag pe haat rakh diya Kumaari Sharma ne. Bechaare Sidharth Shastri, Sharma's ki baat sunte hi flashback mode mein chale gaye.

8 year old Sidharth comes home running with a trophy in his hand.

"Papa, dekho maine drawing mein 2nd prize jeeta", he says

"2nd Prize? Drawing mein? Dekho Mrs. Shastri tumhara beta itne mein hi khush hai. Sharma ji ka beta Maths Olympiad mein 1st prize leke aaya. Sharma toh saatve aasmaan mein udd raha hai. Aur ek tumhara naalayak beta hai, jo saare rang milakar mere muh pe kaalik potne ke liye drawing kar raha hai", Sunil Shastri says.

Shrimaan Sunil Shastri ji, aap bhul rahe ho ki aap bhi apne daftar mein tarrun yuvathiyon ke vastra ka chitra banakar hi apna kaarya arambh karte hai. Par inko toh bas apne bete ko Sharma ji ke bete se ek kadam aage dekhna hai.. Khair choddiye, inka flashback ka yahi anth hua aur yeh waapis vartamaan kal ke liye prasthaan kar chuke hai.. chaliye hum bhi chalte hai..

"Kaha kho gaye Shastri ke launde. Khunnas toh tumhaari aakhon mein waise hi nazar aa jaata hai aur tujhe main ek mauka deti hoon Sharmas se big time badla lene ka?", She said.

"Kya boli?", He said by clearing his ear with his forefinger unable to believe what he just heard.

Hmmm.. hamara bhi yahi haal hai Shrimaan Sidharth. Kumaari. Sana ji kya aap humein vistaar mein bataane ka kasht karengi?

"Ek kaam kar tu mujhe college ke baahar woh chabutra hai na waha pe 4 bajje milne aa jaana. Chahe toh ENT specialist se kaan ki machine bhi lete aana taaki mujhe ek hi baat baar baar dohrana na pade.", She said.

"Jaa bey, Main nahi aaunga..", He says annoyed.

"Soch le!! Tujhe Sharmas se badla lene ka sunehra mauka mil raha hai aur tu miss kar raha hai..", She whispers by shaking her head.

"Sharmas se badla?", He puts his hand on his chin scratching his stubble.

"Oye, waapis flashback mein mat chale jaana.. Chabutre, chaar baje.. bye Shastri ke launde", she says sweetly.

Yeh Sharma ki beti ko kya ho gaya hai? Kaunsa khurafaat chal raha hai iske deemag mein? Sharmas se sach mein badla lene ka mauka mil raha hai toh mein chabutre tak kya jahanum bhi jaane ko taiyyar hoon.. pata lagana padega Sidharth..

Hum bhi yeh raaz jaan ne liye tattpar hai Shrimaan Sidharth Shastri. Kripaya der na karna aur chabutre pe 4 baje pahuch jaana..

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To be continued.. ❤️❤️

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