Manohar and Lalita look at Sidharth and Sana climbing down the stairs. They grin at Saraswati. Sidharth comes and occupies the seat beside his father.

There was an awkward silence for few minutes. All they did was pass each other a forced smile whenever they saw each other's face.

"Aaa.. hum aapko apni raai aapko call karke bata...", Lalita is interrupted by Sidharth's word.

"Mujhe ladki pasand hai.. I am ready to get married.", Says Sidharth.

Everyone looks at him in shock with their eyes and mouth wide open. Sidharth glanced at Sana who glared at him as if she would murder him at the first given chance.

Bhais ki poonch.. isko manne itna samjhaaya phir bhi yeh maahre se shaadi karan baaste taiyyar se.. ib isko maahri pehlwaani ka sabut deno padego..

Sana puts her hands on her sleeves to roll it up.

"Bhabhiji aap ro kyu rahi hai?", asked Manohar.

Sana pauses and looks at her mother who had tear flowing down her cheeks. She runs to her mother.

"Khushi ke aasu se bhaisaab. Meri chori ko itna achcha var milo hai. Meri toh jeevan safal ho gayo.", Said Saraswati folding her hands.

"Par aapki beti ko bhi toh faisla lena hai.. aap apne beti se puch lijiye. Hamein koi jaldi nahi hai. Hum aapse phone par baat karenge.", Said Lalita.

"Hum chalte hai ab. Namaskar", said Manohar while folding his hands.

"Sana, bado ke pair chukar aashirwaad lo.", Said Saraswati. Sana rolled her eyes but obliged to her mother's instruction by touching Manohar and Lalita's feet.

"Jeeti raho..", they said in unison feeling a bit awkward though.

Sana glared at Sidharth with an 'I-will-eat-you-raw' expression while Sidharth passed her his sweetest smile.

They sit in their car and Sidharth drives the car away. He had hardly driven for 10 minutes when Manohar asks him to stop the car at an isolated place.

"Abey yaar, tera dimaag toh sahi hai? Tu baawla ho gaya hai kya? Tujhe zaroorat kya thi waha haan bolne ki?", Asked Manohar.

"Main janta hoon main kya kar raha hoon.. tum dono jyada math socho..", said Sidharth.

"Abey, kya math socho? Manohar ka thik hai par hamesha ke liye yeh aurton wala bhes pehenke tere saath nahi aa sakta.", Said Lalit unhooking his blouse.

"Abey oye Lalit. Car mein hi saaree kholega kya? Kisi gaaowale ne dekh liya toh hamara maar maar ke kachumar nikaal denge..", said Manohar.

"Chup be! Agli baar tu maa ban jaa iska.. pata chalega ki yeh saaree pehenke, yeh blouse ke andar do santre sambhalana, yeh lambe balon wala wig sab manage karna kitna uncomfortable hota hai.", Lalit said irritated.

"Chikna badan toh tera hai na raja.. main maa banuga toh bahut mardana lagega. Pakde gaye toh lene ke dene pad sakte hai.. Ganje wala wig toh maine bhi pehni hai, main thode hi na complain kar raha hoon?", asked Manohar.

"Chup baiton yaar tum dono. jab dekho tab ladte rehte ho miya biwi ki tarah. Dimaag ka dahi bana rakha hai..", said Sidharth.

"Dahi? Dahi nahi Raita.. jo tu faila ke aaya hai waha.. kahi tera dil toh nahi aa gaya uss nakchadi ladki pe? Tu humara motto bhul toh nahi gaya na Sid?", Asked Manohar.

"Arey, nahi bhula.. yeh ladki na bahut tezz hai aur hamare soch se bhi kahi aage hai.. kuch samay aur chahiye mujhe.. usse aur ek baar milna hai.. bina haan kiye woh bas akhaade mein milti hai mardon se.. ab haan kehne se woh khudh mujhe doondhte huye aayegi..", said Sid.

"Akhaada?", Gulped Lalit.

"Haan.. Mardon se allergy hai madam ko.. pata nahi kitno ne iske haaton se maar khaaya hoga.. hum unn sab becharon ka badla lenge isse..", said Sidharth.

"Tu hi ladh le re baba usse.. mujhe toh ab darr lagne laga hai.. Kahi uss Akram ki tarah humein bhi dho diya toh?", Asks Lalit.

"Fattu kahi ke.. issi liye yeh aurtein hum pe atyachaar karti hai. Ladhne se pehle hi hatiyaar daal diye aur surrender kar diya tum logo ne.. hum logo ka motto hai 'Aurton ka mard pe atyachaar ka anth'. Ab Akram ko isne aisa bedardi se peeta hai ki uske chaar daant thod diye. Kal ko kisi aur ki haddiya thod degi, kisi ka sarr phod degi.. aur ladkiyon ka kya hai unke liye pura samajh khada hai, hum mard ko nyaay kabhi nahi milta. Kyuki hum bolte nahi aur jo bolte hai woh bhi unhi ki taraf se bolte hai.. we will not keep quiet and tolerate this atrocities in the name of fake feminism. Hum ab eent ka jawab pathar se denge.", Sid had hardly finished finished his motivational monologue when his car window is smashed and shattered into pieces.

"Isiki Maa ki.. kaun hai be?", Said Manohar..

Sidharth observes through his car's side mirror and finds Sana standing far with her catapult.

"Oh shit!! Chupp jao dono.. aur apna hooliyaa sahi karo, aa gayi chudailon ki mausi mera khoon sungte sungte..", said Sidharth.

He got down the car and went closer to Sana who was standing few distance away from their vehicle.

"Tanne bola tha na manne, ki maahre ko thaare se byaah nahi karni.. phir tu maahri amma ko haan ke bola?", Asked Sana in enraged tone.

"I like you. Tum mujhe pasand ho.. isiliye maine haan bola. Kya galat kiya?", Asked Sidharth.

"Par tu manne pasand na se.. byaah ke sirf thaare bolne se hove? Tu kahika raaja maharaaja hai ke? Hoga bhi toh manne thaare se byaah nahi karni.. Baaki choriyan thaare iss shakal pe fida hovegi, manne toh thaari sakal tak na dekhni..", said Sana.

"But why? I mean par kyu?", Asked Sidharth.

"Kyu kyu ke laga rakha se? Manne bola na ki mhaare ko mard jaat se hi nafrat se. Itti si baat thaare bhais jaise motti khopdi mein na gusse se ke? Ibi ke ibi maahri amma ko phone laga ke byaah se mana kar barna thaare car ki shishi jaise thode waise hi thaare ko bhi thod ke rakhne mein tame nahi lagego manne.. haan!", Sana spat in anger.

"Never. Nahi karunga phone. Mujhe toh ab tumse hi shaadi karni hai. Tumhe problem hai toh tum khudh mana kardo..", he said with a smile.

"Bhais ki poonch!! Manne toh laage se ki tanne thaari jindagi pyaari na se.. thaare amma baapu ka toh soch le.. thaare jaane ke baad unka ka hove?", She asks.

"Haaye! Mere katal karne wali mere gharwalo ka soch rahi hai.. ab toh aur pakka ho gaya.. bahu toh tum hi banogi mere mom dad ki.. they won't find anyone more caring then you.", he said.

"Baawlo ho gayo ke? Mein thaare ko maarne ki baat karo hu, te tu mhaare se ishaq ladave se.. thaare mein ke kharabhi se jo tu manne byaahne ke baste maran tak ko taiyyar se?", She asked.

"Mere mein kya kharabhi hai yeh pata nahi hai par tumhaare mein bahut khoobhi hai jispe mera dil aa gaya tum pe..", he said.

"Tum chorron ki yahi kharabhi se ki tum logon ko wahi chahiye jo thaare ko asaani se na mile. Tu manne jaanu ko na.. tu ik kaam kar, jaake maahri gaao ke taane hoke aa. Manne apne baap ko khudey jail pohuchaave se.. main badi khatarnak su..", she said.

"Apne papa ko Jail? Kyu?", He asked.

"Maahri maa ko bada maarta tha.. Maa manne rokh leti thi.. ek din manne khaana banayo.. khaane mein ik baal mil gayo toh usne maahri peetayi ki.. manne yeh gussa aaya ki manne uski pitaayi kar di. Darr ke maare woh khudh hi jail mein band ho gayo apna jurm maanke.", She said.

"Is that the reason you cut your hair? Toh isiliye tumne apne baal kaat diye?", He asks.

"Haan.. Pehle to tum mard lambe balon ki tareef karo so, phir byaah ke baad agar wahi baal khaane mein milo toh apni lugaayi ko kutte ke jaise peeto ho..", she spoke annoyed.

"Saare mard ek jaise nahi hote.", He states.

"Jite manne dikhe saare aise hi se..", she says.

"Mujhe try karlo.. main aisa nahi hoon..", he said.

"Taray karne ke liye tu ke ghaagro-choli ya kachcha-banyan se ke? Manne na karni taray faray. Toh ib meri jaan baksh aur apno raasto naap.", She folded her hand aggressively.

"Arey wah!! Tum toh mujhe maarne wali thi aur ab khudh apni jaan bakshne ko bol rahi ho, woh bhi haath jodke?", He chuckled.

"Oye!!", She drops her catapult and holds his arm and twists it behind his back.

"Bol ibi ke ib thod doon thaare baah?", She asks greeting her teeth in anger.

"Agar tumhe iss se khushi milti hai toh thod do..", he said with no fear.

She leaves his hand and he turns around to see her face.

"Dimaag mein gobbar baro hai ke?", She said angrily.

"Nahi.. dil mein pyaar zarur bhara hai.." he says clutching both her shoulders and kissing her lips. She pushes him far and slaps his face.

"Kutta..", she scolds him wiping her lips with the back of her palm and he smiles at her.

"Kamina.. ib main hi maahri amma ko thaare se byaah karne se mana karti su..", she said in anger.

"Kaaran kya dogi?", He asks with a smirk.

"Thaare se matlab.. huh!!", She glares at him.

"Beta Sidharth.. Aa jao.. baaki baat shaadi ke baat kar lena..", Their intense eyelock was disturbed by his friend, Manohar.

"Bye Sweetheart!", Said Sidharth with a smile and drove away in his car.

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