Vishva: Sana, sabzi kaat de khaana pakana hai.

Sana: Kya di? Kuch zaruri karne jaati hoon tabhi aapko kuch kaam karwana hota hai?

Vishva: Zaruri? Wahi ghatiyaan si picture edit kar rahi hogi uss cartoon ke saath.

Sana: Di, main kuch kehti nahi toh aap mere Gauti ko kuch bhi bologi? Kyu itna jalti ho?

Vishva: Baar baar, jalti ho jalti ho kehti ho. Kisse jalungi main?

Sana: Mujhse!! Itna hot bande ko jo chahti hoon. Aap shaadi shuda ho toh ye sab nahi kar sakti.

Vishva: Abe chup. Mere pati tera cartoon se bahut jyada handsome hai.

Sana: Aap jiju ko beech mat lana. Maine kab kaha jiju gande dikhte hai?

Vishva: Toh mujhe kya zarurat padhi hai mere pati ko choddke kisi aur ko pasand karne ki?

Sana: Woh baat nahi hai. Ab jiju todhe hi Gautam jaise achche act kar sakte hai?

Vishva: Kar sakte hai. Bilkul usse bahut jyada achchi tarah act kar sakte hai. Rukh tujhe proof dikhati hoon.

Vishva smudges her kajal purposely and goes to Darshan.

Vishva: Darshan..

Darshan: Haan Sweetheart bolo.

Vishva: Main kaisi lag rahi hoon?

Darshan: Ek dum pathaka.. (looking at his mobile.)

Vishva: Aapne toh dekha hi nahi mujhe.

He lifts his head and gulps as he gets scared of telling her that her makeup isn't good. He covers up.

Darshan: Dekhne ki kya zarurat hai, meri biwi kisi Deepika, Katrina se kam hai kya? Tum toh swarg se utri apsara ho.

Vishva: Aww.. achcha toh thik hai main market hoke aati hoon..

Darshan was nervous as he lied infront of her instead of telling her that her kajal was smudged.

Darshan: Tum kyu jaaogi sweetheart? Mujhe bata do, main pura bazaar tumhare kadmo mein laake rakh dunga.

Vishva: Achcha. Rehne do aaj jana cancel karti hoon.

Darshan sighs and continues his work. Vishva lifts her eyebrows at Sana. Sana facepalms.
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Sidharth thinks that if he creates a fake account again then she will not entertain him on a newly made account. So he approaches a Gautam's fan page administrator on twitter which she follows and buys it from him.

He tweets from the fanpage
"Confirmed news, Aaj raat Gauti Jhumritalaiya jaa raha hai apni next movie ka gaana shoot karne ke liye.#GautamGrover"

Everyone likes and retweets the tweet. He finds a notification of Sana liking and RTing. He was very happy as his plan was working. He than follows, Likes and RTs Sana's few tweets and she shows a great happiness as a big handle was giving her attention.

At that night, Gautam really gets papped at the airport on his way to Jhumritalaiya. All the fans were excited. He gives few more updates about Gautam and finally he becomes successful in his task. Sana finally direct messages him.

Sana: Hi FC, aap kaise ho?

Sidharth: I am fine, how are you?

Sana: Haaye! Kya main sapna dekh rahi hoon? Aapne sach mein mujhe reply kiya. Aisa lag raha hai Gauti ne hi reply kiya.

Sidharth frowns.

Sidharth: Tumhe ek andar ki baat batau?

Sana: Haan batao.

Sidharth: Promise karo kisi se nahi kahogi.

Sana: Nahi kahungi

Sidharth: Gauti is dating Nikita.

Sana: Kya? 😭😭 Haaye yeh sach hai kya?

Sidharth: Haan baba. Mujhe tumhe jhoot bolke kya milega?

Sana: 💔💔💔 Mann nahi maan raha

Sidharth: Maine jitne updates diye sab sahi tha na?

Sana: Haan.

Sidharth: Toh yeh main jhoot kyu bolunga? Actually, woh jo song shoot hone wala tha na woh India mein hi hone wala tha, par Gauti ko uske saath videsh jaakar honeymoon manana tha, isiliye usne makers ko demand rakha ki Jhumritalaiya hi jana hai.

Sana: Honeymoon? Iska matlab usne shaadi bhi kar li? 😭😭

Sidharth: Arey nahi, Shaadi ke pehle wala honeymoon.

Sana: Haaye main lut gayi barbaad ho gayi. Uska kissing scene nahi dekha jata tha, yeh toh meri soutan le aaya.

Sidharth facepalms thinking what a cartoon she is.

Sidharth: Ro math. Main hoon na?

Sana: Huh?

Sidharth: Matlab tumhara friend.

Sana: Hmmm..

Sidharth: Waise tum karti kya ho?

Sana: Main government servant hoon.

Sidharth: Arey wah, maze hai tumhare.

Sana: Oye, hum government employees bahut kaam karte hai, aivehi humara naam badnaam kar rakha hai.

Sidharth: Maine kahaan kuch kaha?

Sana: Abhi toh bole, maze hai.

Sidharth: Okay! Sorry.

Sana: Achcha tum kya karte ho? Admingiri aur jasoosi ke alwa?

Sidharth was perplexed what to answer. He looks at his nephew playing FarmVille on his mobile.

Sidharth: Main kheti baadi karta hoon.

Sana: Achcha? Wow! Kya kya ugaate ho khet main?

Sidharth: (looks at the screen) Gehu, Aloo, Baigan, Tamatar

Sana: Arey wah itna saara kaam karke itna bada FC bhi chalate ho? Heman ho kya? Arey rukho tum Man hi ho na?

Sidharth: Koi shak hai kya?

Sana: Mujhe kya pata? Tasveer toh Gauti ka hai, tumhara na toh naam pata hai na chehra dekha.

Sidharth: Mera naam Sidharth hai.

Sana: Mera Sana Jaiswal

Sidharth: Pata hai.

Sana: Kaise?

Sidharth: Woh handle name se.

Sana: Haan.. okay.

Sidharth selects his best pic and sends it to her.

Sana: Haaye, yeh kaun hai? (Her mouth was open agape)

Sidharth: Main hoon yaar.

Sana: Mazak kar rahe ho na?

Sidharth: Kyu itna ganda dikhta hoon kya?

Sana: Nahi.. but tum toh Gauti se bhi handsome dikhte ho. Aur yeh dole, sach ke hai kya?

Sidharth: Nahi, puncturewale se hawaa dalvaayi thi dolo mein, photo khichne se pehle.

Sana: Huh?

Sidharth: Ofcourse sach ke hi hai. Chaho toh video call karke dekhau kya?

Sana: Haaye.. video call ke bahaane mera chehra dekhna chahte ho?

Sidharth smiles reminiscing her face.

Sidharth: Khaa nahi jaunga tumhe.

Sana: Okay baba. Kabhi aur. Abhi mujhe sone jaana hai.

Sidharth: Thik hai, sapne mein milte hai phir.

Sana: Hush..😛 (she smiles)

She goes back to his picture and looks at it.

Haaye, kitna handsome hai ye.. kya ye sach mein apna FC hai ya koi aur?

She thinks about him and goes to sleep with the phone. Vishva comes to her room and finds her sleeping. She picks her mobile to place on the table when she finds Sidharth's picture on the screen.

Isko toh maine kahi dekha hua hai. Kahan dekha tha? Yaad kyu nahi aa raha? Darshan ko puchti hoon shayad unka koi friend ho.

Vishva sends the picture to her phone and deletes the message from Sana's phone before she keeps back her phone and goes to her room. Before she could show him Sidharth's picture, he pulls her to romance and she forgets about picture and goes to sleep.

Darshan goes to set an alarm for next day when he notices Sidharth's picture on Vishva's mobile.

What the hell? Yeh kiska picture apne phone main leke ghum rahi hai? Meri biwi kisi aur ka photo apne phone mein rakhti hai. Maana ki mere muscles nahi hai iske jaise but phir bhi hoon toh iska pati na..

He feels distressed and jealous. He couldn't sleep whole night thinking about who is the man in the phone.
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Vishva: Sana, tune apne jiju ko kahi dekha?

Sana: Nahi.

Vishva: Kab se doondh rahi hoon, pata nahi kaha chale gaye subah subah.

Darshan comes home full soaking wet.

Vishva: Haaye Ram, yeh kya ho gaya?

Darshan: Aaj se maine gym join kiya hai. Yeh mera diet chart hai, mere liye khaana mat banaya karo. Main isse follow karunga.

Vishva looks at him perplexed as he goes to the bathroom. Sana drops the book in her hand when she looks at Darshan.

Sana: Di, Ye jiju ko kya ho gaya?

Vishva looks at him in surprise. He was clean shaven. His dressing style was changed. Vishva starts crying.

Darshan: Kya hua?

Vishva: Kaun hai woh?

Darshan: Tumhe pata hona chahiye.

Vishva: Mujhe kya maloom?

Darshan: Bina jaane kisi ka bhi photo apne phone main leke ghumti ho kya?

Vishva: Kya? Kiski baat kar rahe ho?

He goes and gets her phone and shows her Sidharth's picture.

Darshan: Yeh kaun hai?

Vishva: Mujhe nahi pata. Kaun hai?

Darshan: Oye pagal aurat, phone tumhara hai, mujhe kya pata kaun hai. Tum batati ho ya nahi?

Sana looks at them fighting and then at the picture.

Sana: Arey aap dono ladd kyu rahe ho? Yeh toh Sidharth hai.

Darshan: Achcha toh apni behan ko bataya ki yeh Sidharth hai aur mujhse bol rahi ho ki kuch pata hi nahi?

Vishva: Maine kab bataya ki ye Sidharth hai?

Sana: Arey Sidharth ne hi bataya ki woh Sidharth hai.

Darshan: Achcha to tum apni behan ko usse milwa bhi chuki ho.

Sana: Yeh kya chal raha hai yaar. Didi ye aapke phone mein Sidharth ki photo kaha se aayi? Aapse bhi woh chat kar raha hai kya?

Darshan: Wahi toh main puch raha hoon. Mere peeche tum usse chat bhi karti ho?

Vishva: Nahi, Akal ke andho.. Main toh usko jaanti.. (remembers from word andho) hoon.. jaanti hoon.. Yeh wahi theatre wala hai..

Darshan: Dekha, ab kaise saara kachcha chitta bahar nikal raha hai iska.. toh tum uske saath movie bhi dekhne gayi thi.. phir toh movie ke baad candle light dinner bhi kiya hoga.. Yeh sab ideas shayad tumhe tumhari woh writer, PoohBear ki books se milta hoga.

Sana: Di aapse ye umeed nahi thi. Aap mere handsome jiju ko choddke kisi aur ke saath movie dekhne gayi?

Vishva holds her head in hand. Until both her husband and sister was done with speaking.

Vishva: Ho gaya? Ab muh band rakhke suno dono warna goli maar dungi dono ko. Yeh photo maine Sana ke mobile se uttaya kyuki mujhe laga maine isko kahi dekha hai, par yaad nahi aa raha tha kaha. Maine socha aapse puchu ki shayad aap jante ho but aapko toh masti chadhi huyi thi raat ko aur main bhool gayi. Ab jab aap logon ko verbal diarrhoea hua tha tab mujhe yaad aaya ki maine isko jab main Sana ke saath uss Cartoon ka movie dekhne gayi thi tab dekha tha. Aur yeh andha hai jo ladies washroom main ghus raha tha.

Sana: Kya? Andha? Impossible!! Kyuki kal raat ye mere se chat kar raha tha Twitter pe. Agar ye andha hota toh chat kaise karta?

Vishva: Ab yeh tum jaano aur tumhara Sidharth. Khamakha, mera basa basaya ghar ujadne wala tha tumhare uss Sidharth ke chakkar main.

Darshan: Haan, aur meri ghani daadhi uddi toh uddi saath mein gym membership ke liye 10,000 rupaye bhi gaye.

Sana: Kyu?

Darshan: Maine socha ki isko muscular aur clean shaven hone se khushi milti hai. Toh isko khush karne ke liye ye sab kiya.

Vishva: Haaye mera pyaara baby!

Darshan and Vishva hugs. Sana coughs.

Vishva: Chup kar! Bas hug hi kar rahe hai, Koi adult film nahi shoot kar rahe. Aur haan, dekh meri choice ko kitna pyaar karte hai, aur pata nahi tujhe kabhi koi cartoon pasand aata hai kabhi andha..

Sana: Arey andha nahi hai woh..

Vishva: Ussi ne bataya mujhe. Agar andha nahi tha toh tharkki hoga nahi toh ladies washroom mein kyu ghus raha tha?

Sana makes a disappointed pout!

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To be continued.. ❤️❤️

Given another update as per the promise. Hope y'all liked it. 🤭🤭