Warning - Spoilers
Warning - Memes
(STEVEN DON'T READ THIS)

Gab's POV

I walked down the street, content after killing everyone in the Decision Game. "How would a dog do it?" Those idiots. I bet they never expected that I was Zero the entire time.

As I began to harvest millions of single snails for my complex motives, I bumped into a BEAR

But I was the mighty Dorlto. I fear no bears.

"Hey you the bear what are you doing in my snail farm" I demanded.

I was furious. There was no way I would allow this intruder to interfere with the single snails I had tried so hard to create.

"My name is not important," said the bear. "But I am here to eat the delicious DeSpAiR

As the bear turned around to face me, something inside me... Changed.

The bear had the deepest, most beautiful eyes I had ever seen. It had a perfect figure as well. It giggled, and it's smile warmed the entire room. And it was showing just the right amount of cleavage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I... Um..." I couldn't believe it. I never got this flustered. Ever. I swallowed and attempted to form a cohesive sentence. "My name is Gab. Uh... Gab the Dorlto."

"H-hello Gab," said the bear. "My n-name is MONOKUMA THE GOD DAMN SPOOKOBEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

The way he stuttered when he spoke... Was it possible that he...? No, no, I must have been imagining things...

"Hey, would you like to maybe... Get dinner some time?" I asked tentatively. Monokuma looked shocked for a moment, but then nodded vigorously. "I'd... I'd like that." He said.

"Uh... I know this great place run by a guy that I made kill himself" I said, trying to impress him.

"That sounds nice," he said. Then he giggled, and my penis grew a few inches taller. "Then it's... A date," I said. Monokuma wrote down his phone number for me, and then we went our separate ways.

As I walked off, I shuddered in anticipation. I hope he liked me. I hoped he would like snail flavored ice cream. I hope that this would go well.

And after all, if things started to go off the rails...

I could always do a little...

HACC

To be continued...