This was an idea suggested by EpicestOfGamers

So, yeah, thanks for this idea man.
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Setting:
This story is set in a weird universe where almost anything is possible.

Anthros live in this world, Aliens, heroes, magic is possible, it's a wild and wacky world.

Expect lots of random humor, weirdness and references.

Reader Info:
In Omega City, you're a retired music artist who now runs a little music shop.

The fame and drama was all too much for you which led to your retirement, much to the disappointment of your fans and your girlfriend at the time breaking up with you.

It hurt at first but you quickly got over it because you realized the bitch wasn't worth it.

You still love music though which is why you now run a music shop, it is simply a part of your life.

Your best friend and roommate is Samson Needlmouse, a bum who mooches off you.

Best friend might actually be a stretch to describe your relationship.

Samson Needlmouse(it's Sonic from Sonic for Hire)

You met him at the grocery store after you were done shopping and he walked up to you and asked if you had a job for him.

You said you could use a hand running your store and now he's...okay.

Honestly it's not that bad having him, he can be problematic at times, but at least he hasn't burned down your whole store.

The problem you have is he followed you home...and now he just won't leave.

It's too much of a hassel to kick him out and so you just suck it up and deal with it.

Occasionally he has been a good friend to you, but most of the time he's just a moocher, think Daffy and Bugs from the Looney Tunes show.

That is your relationship with him.

There is a girl he has a crush on named Sally Acorn who occasionally stops by to your shop.

Sally Acorn:

Right now you're busy trying to get them together so he'll hopefully move into her house and mooch off of her.

Things are going...well surprisingly.

Now as a retired music artist you still have quite a few fans...some on the more obsessive side and some on the more insane side.

These girls really like you and some go to extremes to be with you and now you have to keep them under control to make sure they don't hurt anyone.

Harem:

Amy Rose:

Amelia Rose: (Mashed Amy)

Rosy the Rascal:

Himiko Toga:

Sky:

Skyblue:

Nusky:

Bratty and Catty:

Panini:

Sierra:

Tails: (Secret History)

Kurumi Tokisaki:

Pinky:

Yuno Gasai:

Anna Nishikinomiya:

Monika:

A small rant/explanation:

Before you read, if this rant offends you in some way, sorry, I don't mean to, this is just how I genuinely feel on a subject and I'm not taking a shot at anyone.

Thank you for understanding.

Now, I'm not a fan of Yanderes most of the time. I like a few a Yanderes but that's usually because there's something more to them than just being a psycho bitch.

If a girl is just purely a Yandere and there's nothing else to them then I hate them.

A girl who murders others just for looking at a guy she likes and usually when they're not in a relationship is not something I find appealing.

I do not want a murderer for a girlfriend and those who say all Yanderes need is for someone to love them back and they won't kill are wrong in my opinion.

Returning a Yandere's affection no matter what she does, including murder will just encourage that behavior in my opinion.

You can sympathize with them sure, but overlooking all the horrible shit they do matter what is not okay.

Either send them to prison or send them to therapy before things get worse.

Another thing is, most situations I've read with Yanderes usually end with the person they love either imprisoned, raped, developing Stockholm syndrome or killed and occasionally somehow worse than all those.

If that's how being with a Yandere is gonna end for me...no thanks that bitch is either gonna end up behind bars or in a pit, I am not gonna be the reason some psycho bitch ends up taking an innocent person's life.

That's why in this story you won't either.

In this story you're gonna get the more deranged women the help they need and if they try anything:

Yeah, this will happen.

And if they kill anyone, well then you made sure to let them know you're calling the police.

What are they gonna do?

Knock you out and imprison you?

Ha, that's a one way ticket right to prison.

Seriously, if we're being realistic, Yanderes most of the time would go to jail.

If they don't wanna they're gonna have to plan out every single minute detail of any illegal thing they're gonna do and commit the perfect crime.

They're gonna have to go full Jack the Ripper to do that and if they wanna keep the one they love alive that is impossible.

What are they gonna do?

Fuck a corpse of the guy they love?

So we can put Necrophilia on the record now.

Look, if you like Yanderes that's fine, I can understand the fantasy of unconditional love, but me personally I don't want that kind of unconditional love.

A girl who's overprotective and a little possessive is fine, but I actually want to be able to live my life normally.

With Yanderes, you have to be so careful or things will get out of control real fast.

That's why in this story, the really insane and horrible ones like Tails for example won't be that insane to make things easier for myself.
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Sorry for the rant at the end, but I really am not into Yanderes and I don't suddenly want a flood of suggestions for Yanderes x Male Reader stories.

Got any more fangirls I could add?

I'm all ears.