Semtember 6th
Father has given me the joy of babysitting an idiotic female with a ridiculous name on the first day of school. He has given me no choice in the matter. The female earned the scholarship to the Academy that father gives out each year. She will most likely be insufferable, as all females at that school are. As long as she is more tolerable than Clearview, I should be able to deal with her. I want tomorrow to come and be over so I will not have to continue being with the scholarship girl.
D. Wayne

September 7th
I detest having to admit such a thing, but I falsely assumed the personality of the girl I was forced to guide. Her name is Pixie Whitsel. (Her parents obviously hate her.) She seems somewhat intelligent and enjoys the Harry Potter books, almost as much as I do. She is extremely unathletic, and accepts that. She also seems interested in the JLA and the 'Batfamily.' (A name the media has given all the other vigilantes who work for Father and I.) I do not yet have enough information on her to make a full analysis. More is to come.
D. Wayne

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This book would be "My Life Was Normal" with Damian telling the story through his journal entries.

I think it's a cool idea.