Puta nadelete yun part na to.

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~Byun Baekhyun

Being same class with that Yoda was the worst thing happened to me. Same class! Fudge, nakakainis kasi sya, yun tipong ang landi landi makangiti sa mga babae samahan mo pa ng derpness nya. It's so fudging irrinating me!

"You guys will have group report today, right? Tetext ko nalang ang mga partners nyo. You all have 2 weeks before the deadline. Okay, class dismissed!" Sabi ni Sir.Lee sabay ayos ng mga gamit nya. Why don't he just announce the partners? He's just wasting his time. Tss. Kaylangan ba talaga suprise?

Tapos na akong mag-ayos ng gamit ko and was about to make my way to the door when a tall figure came up to me rushing. Wait what!? To me!? Seriously?!

"Ouch!" I shouted in pain and just found myself sitting on the floor because of that stupid giant. "Seriously? Can't you just slow down and excuse?" Ngumisi lang sya saakin at umalis na kaagad. Ugh, i really hate him! That monster! How could he do that to others? Well, naalala ko magkaaway pala kami. Ever since! Since birth! Hindi. Ever since nung ginagawa pa pala kami ng magulang namin.

He is going to flirt again and again with our schoolmates huh? Pinilit kong tumayo pero hindi ko kinaya dahil sa lakas ng pagbaksak ko. Ang sakit kaya ng pwet ko! Huhu. That monster, he's going to pay for all he had done to me! I swear, underwear!

"Need help?" I looked up to see Krystal, our new classmate while she gave me her hand. "No. I don't need your help. Thanks." Sus baka mahawa lang ako sa germs nya sa kamay, ew. You know, she was a pathetic ners with four other pathetic nerds like her. I rolled my eyes and stood up quickly as i can.

She looks so innocent that she doesn't know a thing. Well,ganun nga kasi ang mga pathetic nerds. I will never ever going to be friends with those nerds! Like ew. I will never ever in my whole life. Kahit kami pa ang matira sa buong mundo!

"I guess you like me, huh?" Nanlaki ang mga mata nya nang marinig nya ang sinabi ko sakanya. I was just kidding around her and looks like she was too slow as a turtle to recognize it. "Bakit naman kita magugustuhan?" Duh, sa kuko palang ng kamay ko marami nang naiinlove. "Are you seriously dumb? Sa kuko palang ng kamay ko ay marami nang nagkakagusto eh mukha ko pa kaya? Tss." I rolled my eyes while showing my beautiful hands. Haha! Mainggit ka!

"Oo na, gusto na kita. Happy? I'm your secret admirer." Umamin din sya! Finally! "Finally umamin ka rin. Duh, i'm just kidding around you. Kahit umamin ka pa, you're not my style." I whispered as my breath just traveled through her neck and i already got out of the classroom and directly went home.

I was actually waiting for the news to spread---news for the report. Then my phone rang three times and I finally answered it. The caller ID was Kyungsoo.

[Finally you answered it! Ang tagal tagal mo!] I heard him sighed from the other line.

"At bakit ka tumawag?"

[To tell you the news about the group report.] I rolled my eyes. You know, i was too lazy to work with that group report. It was stupid! Stupid as Park Chanyeol was!

"Okay, what about the group report? Come on don't waste my time."

[We're partners.] My eyes was about to pop out when i heard the news from him.

"Are you serious?"

[Kulit mo. Oo nga!] I definately cannot believe this!

"Ano? Tayo partner sa group report!? Seriously? Ay salamat! Buti nalang hindi si Higante. Pinaka-ayokong partner 'yun eh." Sigaw ko sakanya.

[Ganun mo ba talaga sya ka-hate? Nakakatawa talaga kayo ni Mr.Park mag-away.] Yeah, i hate him. I hate him with all my heart! Special hate pa yun ah!

[Sige bihis ka na for today's report! Hihi, excited na ako bestie! Let's meet at Starbucks near the South Korea Museum.] Binaba kaagad ni Kyungsoo ang phone at napa-bugtong hininga lang ako sabay kumuha kaagad ng outfit.

Pinili ko ang outfit nyang pants at sweater na galing sa Spao na paborito ko. Malambot kasi at napaka-bango pa ng pagkakalaba ko dito. Sabay nagsuot ako ng Nike sneakers ko and never kong makakalimutan ang EYELINER. And all done.

Lumabas na ako ng dormitory at tumungo sa Starbucks near South Korea Museum that Kyungsoo had told me. I then saw a familiar good looking guy and revealed that it was my bestfriend Do Kyungsoo.

I quickly made my way to Kyungsoo's place. He is sitting near the window inside the Starbucks store. "Hey Bestie." Kyungsoo looked behind to see his fabulous and cute bestfriend Baekhyun.

"Oh nandito ka na. Wait. I ordered for our favorite!" He told me with his exciting tone. "And it was..." "Strawberry!" We said it with our most exciting tone. Kyungsoo had ordered the Strawberry Cheesecake and Strawberry Cheesecake Drink.

"Kain muna tayo before pumunta sa Museum to see the our report." Kyungsoo said and looked back to his newspaper.

"Yeah right, nagugutom na rin ako. We need to refill our energy for that stupid report." I said while rolling my eyes. Para saamin kasi, it was stupid, too stupid to find out for that machine machine something we didn't even heard before ever since. Dumating ang order namin and we started to eat it to get the project started.

Then we made our way to the museum.

We're now here inside the Museum. I saw the others starting with their own partners. Oh partner pala ni Autistic si Krystal! Oh wait what!? SI KRYSTAL? As in yung pathetic nerd! Wala akong magagawa eh si Sir.Lee ang nagdesisyon.

They look so happy together. Hindi pa sila nagsisimula sa report kasi busy sa paglalandian. Yan ang mapapala mo kapag partner mo si Park Chanyeol the autistic na malandi. Mas malandi kamo  sa babae.

Lumapit ako dun sa time machine na report namin. And i was about to touch it when someone slapped my beautiful hands. "What the fudge! You s-----" i stopped from what will i say when i saw Park Chanyeol the autistic.

"At anong ginagawa ng isang unggoy na katulad mo dito? Tss." maarte kong tanong and he just rolled his eyes.

"Go away! Nauna ako dito!" Sabi ko sabay inagaw ang time machine. "Shut up Byun! Nauna ako dito!" Sabay inagaw nya saakin pero hindi nya nagawa buti nalang mahigpit pagkakahawak ko.

"You shut up! Rascal! I'm the first one to touch this thing! Back off!" Inagaw ko sakanya and he was just pulling too hard and hard.

"You shut up midget! Me and my partner Krystal was the first one to touch this!" He pulled harder and harder. Wag kayo! Mahirap makipag-agawan sa gorilla.

"Hey stop that! Enough!" Krystal was stopping us too but then she gave up. She already tried her best to stop us but it was no use. Fight of the Century the 555th to!

But then we just saw the time machine into.....

Into pieces?...

What are we going to do? We just took the pieces and ran out of the museum.