🍖🗨️Future au as incorrect quotes🗨️🍖
Title's self explanatory
🎧=Dalton
🪦=Oliver
🔆=Dylan
🍇=Violet
🦽=Anthony
🍓=Redgi
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🔆: Get in loser, we're going shopping
🦽: This is a McDonald's drive thru...
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🍇: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us
🪦: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both
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🎧: I'd roast you, but my dad says you can't burn trash
🎧: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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🍓: Did it hurt when you fell-
🎧: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
🍓: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs...
🎧:...
🍓: You just laid there for 15 minutes...
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🎧: I’m totally useless...
🍇: You’re not totally useless!
🍇: You can be used as a bad example!
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🍇: *writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity, nothing matters, god is dead. There's blood on my hands...
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🔆: roadwork ahead? Uhh...yeah! I sure hope it does!
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🍇: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions again?
🎧: no...
🍇:....
🪦: I do!
🍇: I know Oliver
🪦: I'm sad
🍇: I know Oliver
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🔆: hey, Dalton! How old is your dad?
🎧: what?
🔆: n-no! It's not like that...
🎧:...
🔆:...okay it is, it is like that, how old is he? I came in the house earlier, and he was like "you want something to eat?", and I said "eat what~?"
🎧: first of all, put my plate down, and stop hitting on my dad!
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🍇: hey, I'm lesbian...
🦽:...I thought you were a demon?
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K, that's all! Sorry if there was a reference here someone didn't get!
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