When looking to achieve one's goals, you will be faced with a number of obstacles, both large and small… Either way, you'll be successful so long as you can slaughter giant monsters with ease. Such as with these fierce pairs of supernatural siblings.

For this match up, both fighters will only be able to bring their base equipment. You'll see why.

****(Dante and Vergil)****

Last Name: Unknown

Gender: Male (pretty boys)

Species: Half Human, Half Demon

Backstory: 2,000 years ago, an all powerful demon named Sparda conquered Hell and imprisoned the demon king, Mundus. Before dying, Sparda had two sons, Dante and Vergil. However, when a group of vengeful demons slaughtered their mother to get back at Sparda, Dante set out to become the ultimate demon hunter, while Vergil set out to become as powerful as his father and conquer Hell just like Sparda.

Fighting Styles: Both are experts in Hand to Hand combat and sword fighting. Dante is also a master marksman, while Vergil's fighting style is primarily Iaijutsu, the sword fighting equivalent of the quick draw.

Weapons:

Dante- Dante’s main weapon is the Rebellion, a large demon sword given to him by Sparda. He also has Ebony and Ivory, dual handguns with infinite ammunition.

Vergil- Vergil’s main weapon is Yamato, a magic Katana said to be able to cut through anything, even dimensions. Just imagine how well you could trim hedges with that…

Powers: This applies mostly to Vergil, who can teleport instantly, summon numerous magic swords to use as projectiles, and heal from almost any wound almost instantly. Dante shares this same healing factor.

Strength:

Dante- Dante is strong enough to block a punch thrown by the gargantuan monster inappropriately named the Savior, who is so enormous a city is miniscule to him.

Vergil- With his Beowulf gauntlets, he was strong enough to send the demon Beowulf flying with a single punch. Beowulf appears to be about the size of an Elephant, and likely weighs around the same. Some Elephants can weigh up to 13,000 pounds. Assuming the Gauntlets double his strength, Vergil's natural strength is likely half that strong. This puts him at around 6,500 pounds.

Speed: Both have too many speed feats to count. Vergil can strike faster than eyesight, and Dante has kept up with lightning fast demons. One time while sword fighting in a rainstorm, their constant clashes destroyed every single rain drop around them, temporarily creating a completely open space in the storm. With speed like this, Vergil regularly slices his enemies to bits so fast, they don't even realize they're dead yet.

Toughness: Thanks to their healing factors and toughness, both have survived getting stabbed and slashed in vital organs and shrugged it off like it's nothing.

Transformation: On the rare occasion they're being overwhelmed,Dante and Vergil will go into the Devil Trigger mode, a second form that drastically improves everything.

Feats: It should come as no surprise that someone as stupidly overpowered as these two have accomplished a lot.

Dante- Dante has fought his way to Hell and back multiple times. He’s killed Hell’s strongest demons without breaking a sweat, helped take down the Savior, and even avenged his mother by defeating Mundus.

Vergil- He's matched Dante in combat multiple times, killed several demons in the blink of an eye, one shotted multiple powerful devils, and while working with Dante, he defeated the sorcerer Arkham, who at that point had gained the power of Sparda himself.

Weaknesses: Both are extremely cocky, and underestimate their opponents. Also, despite its legend, Yamato actually can't cut through everything, and it's been blocked by swords and rocket launchers. Also their healing factors can be worn down, though it's not easy to pull off. Finally, as Dante and Vergil are always fighting, their teamwork isn't the best. But if they can put aside their differences and work together, there's no stopping them.

****(Panty and Stocking)****

Last Name: Anarchy

Gender: Female (kinda obvious)

Species: Angels (Stocking may or may not actually be a demon, but still has Angel powers)

Backstory: Panty and her sister Stocking were Angels in Heaven. However, the two were kicked out of paradise due to Stocking’s gluttony for sweets, and Panty being… well… A whore, there's no easy way of saying it. With the help of a black priest with one hell of an afro, Panty and Stocking set out to buy their way back into Heaven. How do you buy your way into Heaven I hear you thinking? Well, they would have to buy their way into Heaven by collecting Heaven Coins. Bet you never thought you could seriously bribe your way into Heaven huh? Anyway, the only way to get Heaven Coins is by killing evil spirits, aka ghosts, on a regular basis, all while the two continued to commit the very sins that got them kicked out in the first place. So much for learning from their mistakes.

Fighting Styles:

Panty- She is a gunslinger, specializing in firearms and capable of wielding virtually any gun.

Stocking- Stocking is a sword fighter, equally deadly with a single sword and dual wielding.

Weapons:

Panty- Her main weapon is her namesake. When fighting, Panty’s panties transform into a gun, perfect for shooting through monsters of all kinds. She can also transform Stocking’s panties into a second gun for dual wielding. She can combine these two and change it into a different firearm, such as an assault rifle or sniper rifle.

Stocking- Like Panty, Stocking’s main weapons are her namesake. See, Stocking’s stockings double as dual swords sharp enough to cut through giant monsters and vehicles like butter. Oh, her toy cat also doubles as a flamethrower. The more you know.

Powers: Both have only really displayed magic in the form of transfiguration, capable of turning any underwear or socks into weapons, though the quality of the weapon depends on the quality of its wearer. (Though it may be due to their magic that Stocking hasn't bloated to the size of a blimp from over eating human sweets and Panty hasn't caught any stds from the literally 1,000 men she's slept with)

Strength: Panty has torn through a solid wall like it's wet paper, and it was stated she is the stronger of the two, which is evident as Stocking doesn't have any real strength feats, though both are likely stronger than ordinary humans.

Speed:

Panty- She’s moved and fought at around faster than eyesight speed.

Stocking- Easily the faster of the two. She's moved faster than eyesight and deflected bullets from point blank range.

Toughness: Both have taken brutal beatings, from being dragged down a small pipe to the Panty and Stocking equivalent of the electric chair. Perhaps most impressively, they survived being crushed to the point of being paper flat by a wolf monster. In a similar manner, completely crushing a human would take nearly two tons of pressure, and it likely took more to crush Panty and Stocking due to them being tougher than ordinary humans.

Transformation: Whenever they're in over their heads, they can go into their Angel Forms by totally not ripping off Sailor Moon, which boost their abilities and even let them fly.

Feats: Working together, they've defeated numerous ghosts, from a giant monster made of fecal matter to a blimp sized ghost with a disturbing fascination for nose picking, to an entire army of semen ghosts, to literally transformers (I wish I was making these up…). They've held their ground against Scanty and Kneesocks, who are essentially demon versions of Panty and Stocking, and with help from their mother they even beat Corset, who is pretty much the devil.

Weaknesses: Despite being hundreds of years old, these two have the personalities of teenagers. They're lazy and selfish despite being angels (which surprised their demonic rivals Scanty and Kneesocks) Also, despite the fact they often rely on each other for help, they tend to fight each other a lot. But if they can stop arguing and work as a team, stay the Hell out of their way.

****(The Match)****

*Reader discretion advised. As I wanted to keep the Panty and Stocking characters in character, the following will be pretty vulgar on their parts. I personally prefer to avoid heavy swearing, but when it comes to Panty and Stocking it's unavoidable. You've been warned*

At the church of Daten City, Garterbelt sighed as the Anarchy sisters laid lazily in front of him.

“Yo, what the shit do you want old guy?” Panty asked bluntly.

“Listen up you sorry slutty excuses for Angels!” Garterbelt barked, reaching into his afro and pulling out a paper that said ‘devils’ on it, “There's a couple shitbag devils trashing the city. Now get your lazy whore asses up and take care of the sons of bitches!” Panty and Stocking rose an eyebrow.

In the middle of Daten City, Dante and Vergil were fighting fiercely, their battle causing massive collateral damage. Vergil aimed a slash, but Dante dodged as the slash cut a large building in half. Suddenly, Panty and Stocking drove up in their car trying to run the two over. Vergil teleported out of the way as Dante jumped on the hood if the car, pointing a gun at Panty as she pointed her gun at him.

“Hey baby.” Dante smirked, “Mind slowing down?”

“No problem shit stick.” Stocking said, slamming her foot on the brake and making the car screech to a halt. Dante flew off, back flipping into a recovery.

“Whoo!” Dante grinned, twirling his guns as Vergil appeared at Dante’s side.

“Who are you?” Vergil questioned, a hand on the hilt of Yamato.

“We're Angels, dumbass.” Stocking insulted, pulling off her stockings and turning them into swords, “Here to kill you for Heaven Coins.”

“Angels eh?” Dante asked, “Heh, could be fun.”

“Hmph, nothing before a real devil.” Vergil scoffed, “Get out of the way and let us finish the fight, before you get hurt.”

“Hey Stocking, let's not bruise these guys up too bad.” Panty said, “They're pretty hot.”

“Disgusting…” Stocking sighed, handing her underwear to Panty, who turned it into a second gun, “There'd better be some sweets after this!”

FIGHT!!!

Panty shot rapidly at Dante.

“Keeping it stylish!” Dante grinned, shooting her bullets out of the air.

Stocking aimed several slashes at Vergil, who blocked with his sheath. Vergil then quickly unsheathed his blade, slashed Stocking, and sheathed Yamato. Stocking jumped back, bleeding a little.

“Whoa…” she began, “You're faster than I'd expected… but you can't keep up with me!” she then aimed countless quick slashes as Vergil did the same. Their constant sword clashes turned anything around them into tiny pieces.

Dante and Panty were running side by side shooting at each other.

“So, you doing anything after this?” Dante asked as their bullets clashed.

“I could be doing you after this.” Panty replied.

“Sounds good to me.” Dante nodded as Panty combined her guns to form an assault rifle and shot Dante’s leg. Panty then shot him numerous times in the chest and neck, making him fall.

“Shit!” Panty swore, “I didn't even get to fu- huh?!” to her surprise, her opponent got up unharmed.

“How come I never meet any nice girls?” Dante shrugged, then pulled out his sword and slashed her three times before knocking her back.

Meanwhile, Stocking struck the ground, clouding Vergil's vision with dust. When he could see again, Stocking was out of sight. Suddenly, he felt Stocking’s sword go through the back of his head as the gothic Angel stood behind him. Stocking then slashed through Vergil rapidly, spilling blood everywhere. Suddenly, he elbowed her in the face, almost instantly healing.

“What…?!” Stocking breathed, “How’re you still in one piece?!”

Suddenly, Panty was sent flying into Stocking as Dante brushed his coat off.

“Dante!” Vergil hissed, “Focus on your own opponent.”

“Hey, not my fault you're taking too long to beat yours.” Dante argued. The two growled at each other.

“I'm already sick of these bastards…” Stocking groaned, getting up.

“Yeah, let's take em out quick.” Panty nodded. The two then went into their angel forms.

“Is that all?” Vergil scoffed, swinging his sword. Suddenly Dante shot Yamato, making Vergil miss Stocking. “Wh- you shot my sword?!” Vergil glared.

“Oh, my gun slipped.” Dante remarked. He then prepared to shoot at Panty, but suddenly Vergil's sword hit the gun out of his hand. “Wh- you hit my gun?!”

“Oh, my sword slipped.” Vergil said. The two butted heads, arguing.

“Is…. Is that what it looks like when we fight?” Panty sweat dropped.

“Whatever, let's just end this already.” Stocking replied.

“Way ahead of ya!” Panty grinned as she gripped her guns.

“Repent you motherfuckers!” Panty and Stocking yelled as they shot and slashed Dante and Vergil rapidly. The two brothers lay in a puddle of their blood.

“Wait… isn't this the part where they explode?” Panty asked.

“You thinking what I'm thinking…?” Dante asked as he and Vergil slowly got up.

“Of course…” Vergil groaned, “We're brothers after all.”

“Temporary truce!” Dante and Vergil yelled, both going into Devil Trigger.

“Wha?!” Panty and stocking sweat dropped as Vergil teleported in front of them. He slashed them both dozens of times as he formed about twelve magic swords over them. Vergil then sheathed his sword as the magic blades rained down on the angel sisters. Dante then ran up, landing several slashes before knocking them right in front of a large building. The two devils looked at each other, then nodded as they slashed the base of the building, causing it to fall on Panty and Stocking. The brothers lifted the building to be sure their opponents were down. Panty and Stocking were now paper flat with swirly eyes, before popping back to their usual shape.

“No… no more…” Stocking groaned in pain. Vergil prepared to finish them off, only to be stopped by Dante as they both went back to human form.

“They don't seem so bad, no need to kill them.” Dante said.

“You only say that because you want to sleep with the blond one.” Vergil groaned.

“Wait, so you have to deal with that too?” Stocking asked in disbelief. Suddenly Panty and Dante were gone, but what they were doing could be heard from there.

“Disgusting…” Vergil and Stocking groaned at the same time.

****(Results)****

This fight was certainly interesting, but there's more than a few reasons why Dante and Vergil win this match up.

There was no debate that Dante and Vergil were each stronger than Panty and Stocking. One of Panty’s greatest strength feats is smashing through a wall, which is impressive compared to normal people, but doesn't even compare to stopping a punch from the Savior or sending an Elephant sized devil flying. In fact, as Vergil's strength is about half that of sending an Elephant flying, this still puts his strength at over 3 and a half tons of force, while Panty and Stocking had survived impacts of only around 2 tons at best (it's worth mentioning that for the sake of argument, I'm SERIOUSLY lowballing Vergil's strength. In this comparison I worked off the thought of Vergil lifting an Elephant sized devil. But he didn't lift it, he sent it flying, so even half of that is still intense). So Panty and Stocking had never survived anything like Vergil and Dante’s strongest attacks, meanwhile Dante and Vergil's healing factors made it near impossible for Panty and Stocking to get any serious damage in. When it came to speed, all of the combatants were capable of faster than eyesight speed, which is over 9,000 miles per hour. But the Sons of Sparda, with Vergil's teleportation and Dante keeping up with lightning speed, which is over 220,000,000 miles per hour, had the edge in speed as well. When it comes to the enemies they've beaten, Panty and Stocking's best victory was over Corset, which they achieved with help from their mother. On the contrary, Dante by himself has defeated Mundus, a being far superior to Corset in every way. Even when the girls used their Angel forms to get an edge, Dante and Vergil's devil triggers were more than enough to counter even that.

Now to be fair, Panty and Stocking weren't completely outclassed. They were arguably a better team, and were more experienced when it came to working together. But with that being their only big advantage, they were simply overwhelmed. And keep in mind, Dante and Vergil were only allowed their base equipment. I didn't grant them access to their gargantuan arsenals of things like strength enhancing gauntlets and overpowered Styles.

Winner: Dante and Vergil

Up Next:
Rachel vs Alucard