Aries : Because they know 5000 ways to make your life a living hell

Taurus : Because they don't give a shit about you

Gemini : Because they will kill you in your sleep

Cancer : Because why would you want to hurt a cute cupcake

Leo : Because they will literally destroy you

Virgo : Because you're not as smart as them

Libra : Because everyone likes them

Scorpio : Mess with them and you mess with the devil

Sagittarius : They basically don't give a shit so whatever

Capricorn : Don't do it, just don't

Aquarius : Because they deeply care about people and if you mess with them you're awful

Pisces : Why would you even ?