Aries: aggressive bitch who has no chill, picking quarrels with everybody

Taurus: only cares about food posts and recipes

Gemini: two-faced troublemaker, acts nice but also acts rude

Cancer: whiny little crybaby, gets offended and sad

Leo: self centered ho, wants attention

Virgo: selfless neat freak, cares only about self

Libra: manipulative asshole

Scorpio: evil sex god, likes dirty posts and jokes

Sagittarius: don't give af about anything

Capricorn: ho that works 24/7

Aquarius: heartless bitch

Pisces: confused daydreamer