Aries: i hid 1 million dollars under the *dies* (lol haha good one)

Taurus: thanks for the going away cake guys

Gemini: knock knock who's there? *dies*

Cancer: some cliche movie last words

Leo: you should see the look on your face

Virgo: i wonder how many times I've blinked in my life

Libra: lol bye

Scorpio: I'm ready FOR HELL!!!

Sagittarius: wait am i dying

Capricorn: finally man this was getting exhausting

Aquarius: i see the light.... oh wait that's hellfire

Pisces: tell my chinchilla i love him