Aries: talking shit about someone who's right behind them (that has happened XD)

Taurus: getting caught while stealthily stealing food

Gemini: farting loudly

Cancer: when friends make plans together infront of him, but they don't invite him

Leo: making an offensive joke

Virgo: making an unfunny joke that no one laughs at

Libra: waving at a person, when that person is actually waving to someone else

Scorpio: accidentally spitting while talking

Sagittarius: getting caught masturbating

Capricorn: correcting the teacher but actually being wrong

Aquarius: accidentally bumping into people

Pisces: awkward silences