(I think I wrote something like this before, but this is different so... whatever!)

Aries: makes a fool of themselves

Taurus: laughs at all their jokes, even the unfunny ones

Gemini: is the most sarcastic bitch

Cancer: trembling mess

Leo: giggles to no end

Virgo: twirls hair every 2 seconds

Libra: channels their inner Kim kardashian

Scorpio: avoids them but admires from afar

Sagittarius: has no idea what they're doing

Capricorn: smiles dumbly at their face

Aquarius: creeps them out by being overly excited and positive

Pisces: tries and fails at flirting