Aries? more like scaries

Taurus? more like taurun while you can

Gemini? more like gemibye

Cancer? more like can'tcher

Leo? more like leomg stop

Virgo? more like virgo away

Libra? more like libruh (this one is golden)

Scorpio? more like scorpino

Sagittarius? more like sassytarius

Capricorn? more like caprican you not

Aquarius? more like aquariass

Pisces? more like bitchces

One of the best chapters for sure!