Aries: no I didn't break that

Taurus: I don't lie!

Gemini: I'm not even going to talk about that anymore

Cancer: nah that doesn't offend me lol

Leo: i love everything about myself

Virgo: I'm going to fail this test

Libra: lol i can handle it *a fire started next to him* I CAN STILL HANDLE IT

Scorpio: i did not have sex with that person

Sagittarius: mom can i go to the party I swear I won't do drugs

Capricorn: I'm actually a very good person

Aquarius: I don't have feelings

Pisces: I'm not crying over a fictional character

Sorry for not uploading... My program was a bit busy! I'm happy that I'm back!