Locked Out
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Narrator's POV: It's at night and Jin and Namjoon are cooking dinner. While dinner is cooking, V and Jimin are playing video games, Jungkook is watching TV, and Jhope is doing dance practice in his bedroom. Suga who is relaxing, gets a shiver down his back and decides to go upstairs to the attic to get a blanket.
Suga: *laying down* *shivers* Why is it so cold in here? Oh, I remember! Jin is trying that Zumba class and his instructor said that keeping it cold activates the brown fat cells. I wonder if she knows that it also freezes your ass off!
*Walks upstairs into the attic*
Suga: *wraps a blanket around himself* Oh! That hits the spot! *yawns* I feel sleepy already!
Narrator's POV: Namjoon who is chopping the ingredients (very carefully) feels a cold draft from the attic and decides to fix it.
Namjoon: *walking to the attic door* This stupid thing is always falling! I should ask Yoongi to fix it sometime. *closes the attic door* Much better!
Suga: *making his way to the door* *trying to push it open* Namjoon? Oh shit! It's freezing up here! Hey! Somebody help me!
Narrator's POV: With no luck pushing the door open, he decides (with much difficulty) to climb out of the attic window and try to get the attention of one of the members.
*He thinks he should first knock on the window consisting of V and Jimin, who are madly pushing buttons while blaring video game tracks in their earphones.
Suga: *knocking loudly on window* Hello??!! *loses his footing* Woah! Woah! *catches the gutter and lifts himself back onto the roof* You goddamn dumbasses!
Jimin: *pauses the game* Hey! Did you hear that pounding?
V: I think that was the music, hyung.
*Suga then decides to knock on Jhope's bedroom window*
Suga: *hitting the window while raising his eyebrows in confusion* What the fuck?! I knew you did this in your free time!
Jhope: *dancing seductively to EXID's Hot Pink* PINK-HOT! PINK-HOT!
Narrator's POV: With all hope of getting back in nearly washed away and trying his best to not just jump and end it there because of the stupidity of his members. He finally takes his last chance with knocking on Jungkook's window.
Suga: *knocking loudly* Please hear me!
Jungkook: *lifts his head because of the knocking* Pfft! I'm just hearing things!
Suga: *knocking harder* Come on! You were always smarter than your hyungs!
Jungkook: *turns his head in shock to see Suga with snow all over him with an exasperated look on his face* Yoongi! *pulling a shivering Suga inside* What are you doing out there? It's freezing!
Suga: *soaking in the warmth of inside the house* I got locked out!
Jungkook: *warming up Suga's arms* How did you get on the roof?!
Suga: I was in the attic for this blanket *holds up the blanket* and then Namjoon closed the door. I couldn't push it open and I had to climb out the attic and knock on everyone's windows!
Jungkook: No one opened?
Suga: They all ignored it and went back to their business! I swear to god, if I was having a heart attack they would laugh and cheer like I was on Broadway while I would be dying rolling around on the floor!
Jungkook: I would get to you, hyung. And I know Jin would.
Suga: That's why you are smarter than your hyungs and the dumbass downstairs with an IQ of 148! *storms downstairs and sets off the emergency alarm to get everyone dowstairs in the kitchen*
*Everybody runs downstairs*
Jhope: *frightened* What happened is someone dying?!
Suga: *bluffs* Oh, now you care!
*They all exchange confused glances*
Suga: Do you know where I was tonight?
*They all shake their heads no*
Suga: I was on the roof! And do you know why I was on the roof?
*They shake their heads no again*
Suga: I got locked out of the attic and I had to go out the window onto the roof.
V: *raises hand* I have a question! How did you get locked in the attic?
Suga: *raises eyebrow* I was wondering that too, Taehyung! How did I get locked in the attic?
*walks back and forth in front of the members*
Suga: I sure didn't lock myself in. I would like to make this really easy for you guys if one of you speaks up.
Jimin: *shaky voice* What will you do to us?
Suga: *pondering all the ways he could punish them* How about the waxing kit? I remember you guys had a lot of fun with that!
Jhope: *pleading* Please no,hyung! The hair still hasn't grown back!
Suga: *makes puppy dog eyes at Jhope* I know Hoseok-ie! And none of that will happen if one of you speaks up.
*silence*
Suga: How about I list some of you that I know didn't do it? That'll make it a little more easier, huh?
*All nod*
Suga: Well, while I was on the roof knocking on your windows I think I have a couple of I can let go.
*All giggle and cheer*
Suga: *grabs V and Jimin's shirt collars* Taehyung and Jimin were playing video games, although they didn't hear me. *drags them behind him*
*moves down the line*
Suga: *grabs a trembling Jhope* Hoseok was dancing to girl groups. *pulls Hoseok behind him*
*moves down the line*
Suga: *grabs Jungkook* Jungkookie was the one that saved my frost-bitten ass. *pulls Jungkook behind him*
*moves to the last forgiven one*
Suga: *grabs Jin* I know Jin hyung wouldn't leave hot food alone. *pulls Jin behind him*
*All gasp at the verdict*
Suga: Namjoon! How are you doing, my friend?
Namjoon: *gulps* Please don't wax my balls, hyung!
Suga: First! Why don't you tell me a what,a how, and a why to you locking me in the attic?
Namjoon: *gaining some composure* To begin with it was completely on accident!
Suga: *clicks his tongue* Try to give me a detailed summary of the situation.
Namjoon: *nods* I had been cooking with Jin hyung and then I felt this cold draft on me and I decided to see where it was coming from.
Suga: Uh-huh.
Namjoon: Well, when I saw that the attic door was open and thought it was no big deal because it does fall open sometimes and knocks one of us out.
Suga: Yeah, I'm gonna fix that soon.
Namjoon: I didn't realize you were in there and closed it anyway?
Suga: *hugs Namjoon and turns to the others* I'm sorry for scaring you guys. It's not really any of your faults! It's just Namjoon shut the door and none of you but Jungkook heard me so just forgive me okay?
*All hug him back*
Jhope: I'm sorry we didn't hear you!
Jimin: And for pissing you off!
V: I could've swore the pounding you heard Jimin was the game!
Suga: Yeah? *looks at Jungkook with an "I told you so" look"
Jin: Hey, why don't we eat? Dinner's ready!
Narrator's POV: They all sit down at the table to enjoy eating.
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