Hi! I'm back and up with a new plot, thank you to everyone who read my parts because you are beautiful people and you mean a lot to me. :)

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Narrator's POV: Everyone is sleeping peacefully until Jin-eomma has to wake up everyone for a family meeting.

Jin: *calling everyone on his phone* Wake up guys, we need to talk!

*Everybody pops up on skype*

Suga: *groaning* What dafuq do you want?!

Jin: Hey, no need to be rude.

Suga: It's 3 fucking a.m.! How did you expect me to be?

Jin: A box of rainbows and lollipops, yoongi! That's what I was expecting!

Suga: Okay, now you're being rude.

Jin: *yells* Because you're not listening to me!

Suga: *scratches the back of his neck* I'm sorry, go on.

Jin: *nods* I wanted to talk to everyone because I've heard you guys express some negative feelings, and I think if we all said them to each other we all would feel a lot better!

Namjoon: And you thought it would be a good idea to talk about it now?

Suga: *rolls his eyes* God, you're a dumbass!

Jin: If i'm such a dumbass then why is everyone on here?

*silence*

Jin: That's what I thought. Now, does anyone want to pop a bubble they've been holding in?

Jimin: *raises hand*

Jin: Jimin, you can go ahead.

Jimin: Yeah, I haven't been doing so well. Um, I saw a really cute girl today, but-but... *sniffles* I found out she was gay and had a girlfriend already! *sobs* I really liked her!

Jungkook: *sighs* Here we go again.

Jin: There you go, let it all out.

Jimin: And you know what was the worst part? She said she wouldn't date me even if she wasn't gay!

Suga: *buries his face in his hands* The laundromat girl all over again.

Jin: Jimin! It's fine to like women! Your father can't resist them either! That almost led to our divorce! *knits his eyebrows together*

Namjoon: *smirks* That was until Jin showed me what being with him was all about. I was seeing stars!

Jimin: Thanks, I feel better now! If Jungkook would make that happen to me! *glares at Jungkook's icon*

Jungkook: *purses his lips* Oh! Okay! Now it's my turn! You know what my problem is, eomma?!

Jin: And that would be?

Jungkook: I have a problem that gets me all fired up! Jimin is obsessed with me! He just won't leave me be! He wonders what i'm doing every second of the day! He looks at me like a rapist and then he says that I should be nicer?! Does that even make sense to you?!

Jimin: Jungkook, you don't know what I go through! You express no mercy!

Jungkook: That's because I'm the one going through it! You just think that i'm just going to drop to my knees and suck you off to make you feel better?!

Jimin: Well! That would make it a little easier to cope with day to day!

Jungkook: Suck my ass! I can't take your shit with your obsession over me!

Jimin: I wish I could! You don't care about my feelings!

Jungkook: You don't care about my feelings!

*starts arguing like an old couple*

Jin: *screams* SHUT UP!

*They stop arguing and listen to Jin*

Jin: Thank you for listening to me! This problem of yours has gone on for years and let's just say it's going nowhere. It will go nowhere from now on like it always has because you two are made to be that way. We have gone to psychiatrists, counselors, and even mental doctors for this but you always end up making up and then fighting again the next day. I think that is normal, look at Namjoon and I's relationship, one day we're screaming our heads off and the next we're cuddling and watching The Notebook.

Jungkook and Jimin: Really?

Jin: Yes! It's all a part of growing together.

Jimin: *looks down* I'm sorry for yelling at you Jungkook, I love you though.

Jungkook: I'm sorry too! I love you.

*They give a virtual hug to each other*

Jin: See? Everybody's happy now! Anybody else wanna talk?

V: I do.

Jin: Go ahead, Tae.

V: My main problem is that everybody calls me weird. I mean I get that I can be crazy sometimes but I just have a bubbly personality and it hurts my feelings that people think i'm weird.

Jungkook: Taehyung, you are weird, but in a good way. And we wouldn't want you any other way.

Jimin: *pouts*I wish you would say that about my feels for you.

Jungkook: I said I love you, let's keep it there.

Jimin: *nods* Okay.

Suga: Look, you are weird and a little out of sorts but be thankful you're not as messed up as Hoseok. I mean that guy is fucked up!

Jhope: *stands up* Thank you, Yoongi. Imma go drink bleach now, brb.

Jin: Come back here right now Hobi or i'm going to get rid of your girl group tracks!

Jhope: *sits down again* Fine!

Suga: Besides! Don't be sad I meant it in a good way! That's another problem I have, no one understands me, they think i'm always so rude but i'm really a compassionate person!

Namjoon: *shrugs* I think you just come off in a negative way.

Suga: Thank you for telling me that, you philosophical dumbass.

Jin: What is that slang term for when you look angry when you're calm?

Suga: Resting Bitch Face?

Jin: *snaps his fingers* That's the one! You may have resting bitch face!

Jhope: I know he has it! The other day he was looking at me while I was eating and I thought he wanted to kick my ass!

Suga: That's because I did want to kick your ass, you ate the last of my cereal!

Jhope: Oh... so I was right.

Suga: Yes, you perky unicorn bitch! I had to pay for another box of fruit loops, fruit loop!

Jungkook: I like all of these creative names you come up with!

Suga: I wouldn't be so sure of that, prepubescent rabbit!

Jungkook: *frowns* Good one.

Jin: You just get pissed off sometimes, that's fine.

Suga: No, I get pissed off everyday! From the maknaes jumping on my ass to Jhope being his happy-go-lucky little self to you and Namjoon's couple PDA *pretends to throw up*

Jin: It's not my fault you can't take our actions!

Suga: It's not my fault I come off as a bad person! I feel so alone because I feel like i'm not appreciated, I don't have any ships trending!

Jhope: Yes you do! Let me list them: Sugamon, Yoonseok, Yoonmin, Taegi, Yoonjin, Sugakookie. I mean you have plenty of fans loving them!

Suga: How do you know that?

Jhope: I'm just gonna come out and say it, I read and write fanfiction!

*Everyone gasps*

Jhope: That's right! I ship it!

Jin: I didn't know you did that!

Jhope: I have a website under a fake name too! This felt so good to let out!

Jin: I'm glad you feel that way, Hoseok!

Suga: I feel better too. Hey Hobi? Do you write about me?

Jhope: I have a whole list of them about you!

Suga: Thanks for doing that, Hope.

Jhope: No problem, Yoong!

Jin: Does any body else want to lift something off their chest?

Namjoon: I would, but I forgot about it when I was having steamy shower sex with you.

*Everybody makes a sound of disgust*

Suga: Can you please keep that foreplay shit in the bedroom?!

Jin: *chuckles* We will, Yoongi! Goodnight everyone!

Namjoon: It's 5 in the morning.

Jin: *looks at the clock on the screen* I see that. Let's sleep in then!

Suga: Yay! See ya at noon, dumb shits!

Narrator's POV: Suga keeps his promise with sleeping until noon.

Hey lovelies!

I am glad I updated again since I wasn't so busy! I always realized by mistake if you put the vowels in Suga together it spells Suag (Swaeg) I was lmfao at this typo. You guys can request and I'll try to upload as soon as I can. So Mmkay, Bye-bye!

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