Hi guys!

This is another part! I hope i'm not boring you with my book because I want to make you guys laugh. Well, excuse my sob-fest :) ily

As always, Enjoy!

Narrator's POV: Suga texts the other BTS members that Jin wants to show them something.

Suga: *texting* Meet me here at the place in five minutes IMPORTANT.

*five minutes later*

Jhope: YOONGI! WHAT'S WRONG? ARE YOU DYING?

Suga: Oh my god, dude! Chill the fuck out! I have some news to tell you.

V: Someone else is dying?

Suga: No one's dying, okay? 

*All nod*

Suga: Jin! Come on out!

*Jin walks out in a beautiful flowing dress*

Jungkook: What the-

Jin: It's nice to see you again!

Jimin: *checking time* It's only been an hour.

Jhope: What are you doing in a dress?

Jin: *upset* Oh! I knew you wouldn't like it!

Jhope: No! It's not that!

*Jin slams the door in their faces*

V: You have some explaining to do, hyung.

Jungkook: Yes, like why is my eomma in a dress?

Suga: Jin wanted to enter a beauty pageant, so here we are...

Jimin: Why did he want to enter a beauty pageant?

Suga: He said if those other filthy peasants could do it, then he could too.

Jungkook: I don't like this idea!

Suga: Well, you're gonna have to because he wants you to be his stylist.

Jungkook: What?! Is he going through a freakin' mid-life crisis or something?!

Suga: 1. Jin is in his 20's and 2. Don't swear!

Jungkook: I said the nicer version, though!

Jin: *calling through the door* Jungkook-hunnie come do my hair and makeup!

Suga: *shrugs shoulders* We have to respect the lady's wishes!

Jungkook: *grunting* Coming eomma!

Suga: His name for the show is Jinny, by the way.

*Jungkook walks up to Jin*

Jungkook: *grabbing Jin's hands* I'm gonna make you drop-dead gorgeous!

Jin: *hugs Jungkook* Did I ever tell you that you were my favorite child?

Jungkook: Aww! Now sit back and let me work my magic!

Narrator's POV: While Jungkook finishes up with Jin, the other members sit in the audience while waiting for the show to start.

V: *jumping up and down in his seat* I can't wait to see Jin!

Suga: Why are you acting like this is the greatest thing since sliced bread?

V: I'm just excited, that's all.

Suga: Well, pipe it down a bit because it's starting.

*All the contestants walk out*

Jimin: *pointing* What I wanna know is who is that delicious little thing over there?

Suga: *smacking Jimin's head*  Get your brain checked, boy! That is your mother!

Jimin: Gorgeous, at that!

Suga: You are fucked up!

Jimin: I love doing that to women, too!

Jungkook: *coming from backstage* I promised Jin that he would be gorgeous! Good job, Jungkook!

Jin: *poses and struts down the runway*

Jhope: *shaking his hips* Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Namjoon: Work it! Work it! Work that ass for me, baby!

V: Go Jinny!

Narrator's POV: Jin finishes showing his stuff and goes backstage waiting to know who the winner is.

*The other members run up to Jin*

V: You did great!

Namjoon: I think you gave me a boner, you should do this more often!

Jungkook: Oh my god, get a room!

Jimin: *eyes brightening* Hey! We could have a foursome, kookie!

Jungkook: I want to remain as much of a virgin that I can be for as long as possible, thank you very much!

Jimin: What about that one time though?

Jungkook: I was mooning my enemy, that doesn't count!

Namjoon: Some virgin you are! You watch my porn!

Jungkook: You downloaded it and I need to learn somehow!

Suga: Okay, okay! We're a bunch of perverts who don't want to admit to their urges and cry at night because we don't have anyone to write love letters to but we're coping with it, alright?!

Jimin: *glaring at Jungkook* I do have someone I write to but they never respond!

Jungkook: *raising his voice* Maybe that's because every time they do reply, you send a nude pic with a look on your face that says "I'm gonna rape you"!

Jimin: If you would have played along, it wouldn't have been so awkward!

Jungkook: You scarred me for life!

Jin: STOP IT!

*They stop fighting and listen to Jin*

Jin: *clearing his throat* They have the results now!

*They all walk on stage to see the results*

MC: *opening the envelope* And the winner of The Baddest Bleep Contest is...

Suga: I can't believe you picked this one!

Jin: I thought I was bad!

Suga: You are soft and mellow, not a gangster!

MC: *finishing after long silence* Contestant Jinny!

Jin: *wearing the sash and crown like a boss* Thank you! Thank you!

*Audience screams and applauds*

Jin: *blows a kiss to the crowd* I would to thank you, my fans most of all because I wouldn't have won this without you!

*Audience catches the kiss*

Jin: Thank you so much for this award and remember "Always Be Pretty"! *curtsies and bows* *leaves the stage*

*Audience's eyes well up with tears at the beautiful statement*

Jin: That was amazing!

Namjoon: Yeah, too bad you lied.

Jin: I wasn't lying! I was just displaying my beauty, that's all.

Namjoon: *sassily* Mm-hmm.

Jin: Thank you, Jungkook for doing this whole set-up for me!

Jungkook: Hey, I had a dream and I made it into a reality. I do it all the time!

Jimin: *quietly* Not with me!

Namjoon: Despite the drama, I'm happy for you Jin-hyung!

Jin: Thanks, Namjoonie!

Jimin: I'm gonna go try to get in a little action with a losing contestant, they are most willing when they cry.

Jin: *pulling Jimin back* Oh no you're not! We don't need another lawsuit for indecent exposure.

Jimin: Oh, come on!

Jin: I do not want to be on trial again, Jimin!

Jimin: *folding his arms in defeat* Fine!

Namjoon: Good! Now let's go home before they suspect we're having an orgy.

Narrator's POV: They all go home and have sweet dreams. Some details include: Jungkook running away from Jimin, Jin shaking his hips with a sash and crown, Jimin cuddling Jungkook, Namjoon relieving his "problem", V dreaming of being a kangaroo, Jhope being his smiley but somewhat perverted self with Jimin, and Suga setting the place on fire.

Hi lovelies!

Wouldn't you just love to be blown a kiss from Jin? His lips are so nice! I'm going to stop fangirling now and tell you that you are beautiful inside and out and that being pretty isn't everything. I want you guys to know that because it's 100% true.

<3 u

Thanks for reading!