Ok motherfuckers this is the last chapter lol jk have fun losing brain cells
Spy was sleeping in bed with some random hooker he found on the street then the Blu Scout walked in and yelled like a little bitch DAD WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER PERSON then spy yelled back ME AND YOUR MOM GOT A DIVORCE NOW SHUT UP AND HELP ME BURY HER DEAD BODY! Scout got a shovel and got in sniper's van and then relised they couldn't find the keys anywhere then he yelled at the top of his lungs I LOST MAH CAR KEEEEEEEYS!!!!!!!!!! Then Spy said shut the hell up do you really wanna get us caught?! They then drove to the cemetery buried the dead body then drove back scout then killed himself lol then spy started humping a wall and the rest of the mercs started humping their weapons

How the hell do i come up with this shit?