dog: you should be posting texts EVERY DAY

person: Alright

dog: PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING EVERY DAY

person: ok

dog: YOU CANT KEEP ME FROM TELLING MY STORY

person: OKAY

person: WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

dog: STARED AT THE WALL FOR SIX HOURS THEN BARKED AT MY OWN FART