person 1: i want some tits. i think they'll make me look badass

person 2: you're a dude. they wont make you look badass. they'll make you look like a trans

person 1: but i want some so bad!! my mom said i could get some when im 18 AND pay for them!!

person 1: HOLY SHIT I MEANT TATS!!!! AS IN TATTOOS!!!!!!

person 1: why weren't you that surprised when i said i wanted tits????

person 2: i always thought you were confused....