person 1:like your new apartment?

person 2: LOVE ITTT!!!! im thinking of getting myself a puppet for company

person 2:  damn i meant to say PUSSY

person 2: FUCKING HELP I MEANT PULLY!!!!

person 2: FUCKING AUTO CORRECT IMEANT P U P P Y!!!!

person 1: LMFAO PLS STAHP BEFORE I CHOKE!!!!