Mine, please don;t use without asking.  I was texting @Waterdapple and well...

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Waterdapple: I have to shower and eat homework

Me: Eat homework?!

Waterdapple: Omg lol

Waterdapple: I mean do, not eat! Lol

Waterdapple: You can go put that in Funny Text Bloopers

Me: Exactly what I was thinking :P