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Me: Mom im at the pharmacy

Mom- Why? What happened?

Me: Is that I was having a terrible headache and I decided to sell myself.

Mom: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS GO THE THE F*CKING HOUSE RIGHT NOW!

Me: HOLY SH!T MOM NOT SELL MYSLEF *Inject myself

Me: God I hate autocorrect

Mom: God I hate you

Me: O_O