Sent by Foxing-The-Pirate.

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Me: Hey mom can I go to the strip club with Jake?

Mom: FOR HEAVENS SAKES NO YOU ARE NOT YOUR ONLY 14 I SHOULD HAVE NEVER EVER LET YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Me: No I meant The bowling alley! It was the auto correct!

Mom: Oh good because I was gonna go to Jakes house! Still how can The bowling alley change to The Strip Club?

Me: Magic

Dad: Hey guys!

Me: Hey dad!

Dad: Um, this is a bit off topic but has anyone seen my shotgun?