Sent by just_a_lonely_loner.

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Me: I'm bored

Friend: me too

Me: let's Java a paty

Friend: umm ok

Me: *lets have a pastry

*party

Friend: but I want a pastry

Me: WELL I WANNA PARTY

YOU CANT HAVE A PASTRY CUZ PASTRIES ARE FOR LOSERS

I MEAN WINNERS

Friend: I am a winter

*winner

Me: have fun being winter

Friend: yay

in summer I go away

Me: so are you the dolphin with no tail, or the season where it is supposed to know but it doesn't?

Friend: yes

Me: ...