Sent by @JynxTheDemon.
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*Language warning*

Me: I've never f*cked before.
Friend: I'll add that to the list of things I didn't want to know about you...
Me: OMG I MEANT FAINTED! XD
Friend: You're missing out on the fun..... *Wiggles eyebrows*
Me: I'd rather stick to the first option...
Friend: LOL