I was going to put a couple of my shorter autocorrects here I have saved in a big 'ol collection, then this happened. Sorry it's some long.  

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(trying to get Khonsu to join Wattpad...)

Khonsu: I got homework to do and then I'll draw.

Shadenight: *glades*

Khonsu: I assume *glares*, I don't know how you glade.

Shadenight: *sprays you with a can of lavender air freshmen*

Shadenight: Freshmen!

Shadenight: Freshmen

Shadenight: Freshmen

Shadenight: D*mmit!

Khonsu: The h*ll?

Shadenight: Freshener 

Shadenight: There.

Khonsu: Haha

Shadenight: I'm cracking up here, that was funny. 

Khonsu: *actually laughing* 

Shadenight: Autocorrect is awesome 

Khonsu: Yep. I don't know why it's such a problem for you.

Shadenight: Autocorrect sees, autocorrect knows. 

Khonsu: *chuckle* (explains a short story)

Shadenight: That's not God.

Shadenight: Good -_-

(few messages later) 

Shadenight: Stole some Reid(my chicken and TV show characters...) from my roommate(who does have a name). 

Shadenight: TWIX

Khonsu: Huh?

Shadnight: TWIX.

Shadenight: Twix. The candy. There.

Khonsu: I assumed. You don't have to yell though. 

Shadenight: I have a messaging issue today. 

Khonsu: Yes, yes you so

Shadenight: I so?

Khonsu: *actually laughing* do, you do 

Shadenight: It's a virus, it spreads. 

Khonsu: Which side of the twin do you like better?

Khonsu: *twix

Khnosu: I don't think your eating twins...