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Friend 1: BOW DOWN TO ME

Me: IM FREEEEEEE

Friend 2: *shoots arrow* YOLO

Me: *blocks with chiken shaped child*
Me: SHIELD I MEAN SHEILD!
Friend 2: LOL
Friend 1: child!?!?Me: yes, fear the chiken shaped child, for no one will ever be safe