Dedicated to CallMeSara1234.

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Friend: I was at my dad's ship and he was in the room over and I was just over there dying of laughter

Me: Your dad has a ship? 0_0

Friend: Hahahahahahhahahahahahha

Friend: I meant his shop 

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Me: Bleh :P just ate a ton of dog food

Friend: 0_0

Me: CHINESE***

Me: omg I meant Chinese food

Friend: HAHAHAHA XD

Me: how does Chinese auto correct to dog?! XD

Friend: Idk man