Dedicated to _Chocolate_Queen_.

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Me: #this #hashtag #trend #is #so #good #I #cant #stop 

Friend:but that trend is like last year -.- 

Me: #Its #not #for #me 

Friend: stop 

Me: #I #Cant #understand #words #without #hashtag 

Friend: #stopbeforeIcallyourmom 

 Me: #No #please #dont #Ill #stop 

 Friend: #called

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Me: Have you remembered when we were at a treehouse last 6 years and I pushed you down? Ahhaha your body turn so red! xD :D

Friend: umm we only met last year.....

Me: Then who did I pushed??

Friend: Are you drunk?Me: ohhh I remember now! I pushed myself!

Friend: #lonely #stayawayfrommeandnevercome2milesnearme #butyoustilloweme10dollarsago

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Girl friend: Hey honey, what are you doing now?

Me: Eating Nachos at the bed

Girlfriend: What would you do if im there with you? ;) ;)

Me: I would eat my nachos

Girlfriend:Then what if the Nachos are not there?? ;) :)

Me: I would go get out my bed and get my nachos.

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Friend: Hey I got you a question. Whats better? To love or to be loved?

Me: To love :*

Friend: Why?

Me: You need to love your food <3

Friend: Well that makes more sense :|

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Freind: Now if you excuse me, ill go spit this toothpaste..

Me: Well in that case,*pushes you out the house and locks the door*WHOOOOOOOO PARTY TIME BABY!SPIT YOUR F**KING TOOTHPASTE AT THE LAWN..

Friend: Why are we friends again?