Dedicated to @music1616.

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Friend: Have fun!

Me: Rust me I will.

Friend: Since when were you metal?

Me: Gosh I mean trust!

Friend: Ladies and gents meet the brand new TIN GIRL!

Me: I'm done.

Me: (throws phone across room) SO DINE!!

Me:AHHHHHH

Friend: (facepalm)