Dedicated to @Jansyx.

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Me: My left cheek hurts

Friend: why?

Me: I was punched by my uncle and slapped by my brother

Me:*pinched

Me: I WASNT PUNCHED

Friend: I thought he literally PUNCHED YOU

Me: haha, sorry, it was autoxorect

Me: *autocorrect d*mmit

Friend: that was the worst tiger I ever saw

Me: what

Friend: Typo! I meant typo!

Me: I love tigers alright

Friend: Autocorrect seems to hate everyone

Me: haha. We also hate it though

Friend: ikr