Dedicated to @InfinityCanLove

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Me: Hey, Sorry, I was Mailing Food For My Brother and Sister.
BF: Mailing? How do you mail food?
Me: LOL Making*!! I Was Making Food!!
BF: Oh OK.
Me: How do you Mail food.??
BF: I dont even know..

Read next one at own risk, could be 'offensive' to people or whatever lol

Me: Okey, I'll give you my email and pass. Wait a sex.
Me: Sex.!
Me: Sec.!!!!
Selena: Oh Okey! You Scarede There For A Second!!