Dedocated to @EmilyDustin.

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*Some may find the below inappropiate* 

Me: Hey Mom, I got an A on my math test! 

Mom: That's good, I'm checking your grades.. holy kid Em! How'd you get an F?!

Me: I did? 

Mom: Oh what that's the 1st trimester..

Me: Oh okay.....What does Holy kid mean?

Mom:What? Oh...I meant holy cow...

Me: Alright then.......

Mom: I need to figure out how to turn the erect off..

Me:ERECT?! MOM I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT! 

Mom: Haha, I'm going to get ready.

Me: Alright! Love you Mom, see you soon.