Dedicated to @rareheart2013.

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Person 1:Dude you were so drunk last night

Person 2:No I wasn't

Person 1:Some guy stole your TV

Person 2: So...

Person 1:You ran after him saying "you forgot the remote"

Person 2: Oh, you thought I was drunk?

Person 1:O.O

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David: hi

Eric: dude its 3am. y r u txting me

David: I can't sleep. 

Eric: count sheep 

David: I tried that but my ocd kicked him. One sheep, two sheep, chicken, cow, pig, Old McDonald had a farm, ayy mockerania

Eric: this is y we're friends