Dedicated to @RachKSpear.

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Me: i have a darn headache 

Mom: i hear rubbing ur nipples helps

Me: im doing it but the teacher is looking at me weirdly

Mom: TEMPLES NOT.... The... Eww

Me: lol i know

Mom: wait did u really do dat?

Me: lol u dont crust me!

Mom: crust?

me: TRUST! This auto correct could make up txting for hours! Bye!