Dedicated to @eternalmoonstar.

*These blooper may offend som users*

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1- I'm having a bible bath

1- *bubble*** lol

2- bible bath does sound kinky tho...

1- haha clean me of my sins

1- something tells me a bible bath wouldn't cut it

2- haha it would have to be a bible firehouse

2- *Hose

1- this just keeps getting better and better

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Person 1: Hey baby

Person 2: Eror #1232132- This user is either not accepting messages from you or is unavailable.

Person 1: You spelled error wrong

Person 2: ... well this is awkward

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Me: Hi

Friend: guess what!!!!!!

Me: what

Friend: i just got a new dick!

Me: WTF??????? where da duck did you get a dick?!

Me: duck

Me:duck

Me: duck

Me:DUCK!

Me: F U C K ! ! ! ! ! !

Friend: omg just peed my pants laughing omgggggggg and i meant what u said lololol i got a new D U C K not a dick lolz