Dedicated to @xrachel_rowex.

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Me: Hey mom. Lacey (cousin) is really dead now :)

Mom: What? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Mom: WHY DID YOU ADD A SMILEY FACE?

Mom: ANSWER ME!

<10 minutes later>

Me: What are you talking about? Sorry, I put my phone on silent.

Mom: You said Lacey WAS DEAD!

Me: Oh sorry I meant really red, she dyed her hair red, remember?

My: oops autocorrect