Dedicated to @BornToSing01.

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 Me: :-{D 

 Me: Mexican with a mustache.

 Kayleigh: Lmao (Laughing my apples off.)

 Me: Lol! Guess his name!

 Kayleigh: Pablo?

 Me: Nope!

 Kayleigh: Then what is it?

 Me: His name is... Alejandro, and he doesn't like you.

 Kayleigh: >:-( I hate you Alejandro.

 Alejandro: I hate you too.

 Kayleigh: ...

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Danny: You were so drunk last night!

Michael: No I wasn't!

Danny: Dude, you walked up to a Mexican with a mustache and yelled, "MARIO! I SOLUTE YOU!" 

Michael: ...Did he solute me back?

Danny: I have got to get new friends!

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Joke:

 Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Jana: Sure!

Me: Shopping is the best form of exercise! It exercises your arms, your legs, and your bank account! 

Jana: This is why we are friends.